What are your 5 things you need to survive a zombie apocolypse?

SomeLameStuff

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1) Chuck Norris
2) Duke "Bubblegum" Nukem (Weapons included)
3) Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC v4.0 (now with water and food dispensers)
4) Red Alert 3's King Oni and Rocket Angel suits (Solar powered with kill counters)
5) My mates for backup and laughs

If allowed, I'll take these as well

6) Tsubaki Mk III Beam Katana
7) The force
8) BFG 9000
9) Unlimited ammunition
10) Barret 50 cal
11) Shotgun (prefer auto, but pump's fine as well)
12) Bomber plane with firebombs
13) The entire Street Fighter crew
14) A cure for the zombies when I get bored, maybe in 10 years...


PS. I can't believe noone thought to include Duke Nukem in their list!
 

Matronadena

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naginata ( or lightsaber should they be around when it happens)
bottle of no-doze

and 3 sacrificial lambs

( note after each person is killed off to use as escape, I can con more in to follow :p)
 

AceDefective

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1-food
2-water
(can't belive i only thought of that)
3-a nuke
4-a femail
5-kirbys copy power with crash (kill all enameys)
 

ExplosionProofTaco

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1. Mjonir Armour
2. A Chainsaw, A Shotgun or a Gun that shoots chainsaws
3. Zombie Infection Immunity.
4. A Band of Brothers Boxed Set.
5. A Tank
 

RH3INLAND.

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1. Shotgun.
2. Ammo.
3. Sandwich from TF2.
4. Desert Eagle.
5. Another sandwich.

You'd get hungry saving the world from the zombie hordes.
 

BiscuitTrouser

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1.Angelic like wings on power armor.
2.Portal gun.
3.A pair of chainguns with limitless ammo (atached to armor.
4.The MAHOOSIVE syth from ninja giaden.
5.The SANDVICH for food :D
 

sirdanrhodes

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1>1000 laser powered turrets that don't loose power.
2>Recreational devices (games).
3>A helicopter to get to an uninfected place when I get bored of zombies.
4>???
5>Profit.
 

Baonec

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1.An AT-ST
2.Chicago typewriter
3.Plo koons lightsaber gauntlet
4.Neurally implanted chip that allows me to upload songs into my memory and play with out the need for an Ipod *shudders*
5.Access to all the summonings from all final fantasy games.


But I suppose realistically this:
1.Ham radio
2.Steel toe capped boots
3.Zhang he style claws
4.Mauser Kar 98K with one bullet
5.Infinite supply of cigars because everyone looks awesome with one of those.

For all those posting food surely as it is a zombie apocalypse looting is A-ok so get off your moral high horse and raid some stores damn it.
 

Samurai Goomba

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Things that exist, maybe? So NOT a lightsaber and NOT a Gravity Gun, since they wouldn't work in real life?

1. Large, sharp sword of some kind (Japanese, Chinese, I don't care.)
2. Armored car (with two full tanks of gas at the very least.)
3. Hunting rifle
4. Molotov Cocktails
5. Some kind of shotgun

Sounds good. I could probably scavenge whatever else I needed.
 

hannahdonno

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1) A bottle of Smirnoff.

2) Tequila.

3) Weed.

4) Copious amounts of white wine.

5) A life time supply of cigarettes.

Come on, none of you's is going to end a zombie apocolypse. Might as well end it with a bang.
 

Voicuboyy

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1.big daddy armor with infinite stocks of food and water in it
2.flaming chainsaw sword
3.SPAS12
4.minigun
5.portal gun so i can use it if i get stuck somewhere or fall off a big building
 

andythegill

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1)Chicago typewriter (infinity ammo of course)
2)A reinforced steel bunker, 1 way in 1 way out.
3)Ipod with a docking station.
4)A television maybe with an Xbox 360
5)A few friends (also armed) to talk to.
 

hannahdonno

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Gormourn said:
hannahdonno said:
1) A bottle of Smirnoff.

2) Tequila.

3) Weed.

4) Copious amounts of white wine.

5) A life time supply of cigarettes.

Come on, none of you's is going to end a zombie apocolypse. Might as well end it with a bang.
Totally agree.

You just need to make sure to die before you wake up with gigantic hangover.
Or never stop drinking until the zombies find you ;D By this time I doubt anyone will be in their right mind to care that much about getting their limbs ripped off.