Benedict Saunders said:
Whats the difference between the french and toast? You can make soldiers out of TOAST! 19th century humor at it's finest!
How many gears does a French tank have? Five reverse ones and one normal, just in case they get attacked from behind.
What's small, red, and you can't see it? A tomato around the corner.
What's small and flies a hundred metres under the water? A fly in a submarine.
It has legs but it doesn't walk, it has wings but it doesn't fly, it has a beak but it doesn't peck, what is it? A dead bird.
What is small and green and hops from branch to branch in the jungle? A green gum in Tarzan's pocket.
What is big, green, hairy, and if it falls from a tree, would kill you? A pool table.
What has one horn, one eye, and one ear? A cow which looks around the corner.
What is small, grey, and weights three kilos? An overweight mouse.
What are two green things going up and down? Two green tomatoes in an elevator.
What is big green and it eats rocks? It's a big green rockeater. What is big green and eats sand? No, it's not a big green sandeater, don't be silly - it's a toothless big green rockeater.
Why is the elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if he was small, white, and smooth, it'd be an aspirin.
And finally a not a question: A man, who drops his watch in the toilet, would have a shitty time.
