I... I think I'm boring. >_<
I mean, I guess female excitement, female masturbation. Uhmm... catching her in the act? I like... glasses? No, I'm attracted to girls with glasses, that's not a bedroom thing; that doesn't count. Striped stockings? That counts, right? Yeah. This is awful.
I'm so vanilla, white-bread, and did not particularly enjoy reading through these. Thanks to the Internet, of course, I already knew what all of them meant... if only you could pick and choose what knowledge you forgot over the years.
I mean, I guess female excitement, female masturbation. Uhmm... catching her in the act? I like... glasses? No, I'm attracted to girls with glasses, that's not a bedroom thing; that doesn't count. Striped stockings? That counts, right? Yeah. This is awful.
I'm so vanilla, white-bread, and did not particularly enjoy reading through these. Thanks to the Internet, of course, I already knew what all of them meant... if only you could pick and choose what knowledge you forgot over the years.