What are your IRL stats?

[OneBig Man]

Me and my friends always pretend whenever we complete somthing, we gain experience. So now i was thinking, what would my real life charatcer be and what would my stats be from 1 to 500. If you are an adult it is 1 to 750.so here i go.



Model: Teenager, Height: Tall, weight: XXL

Class: Athelete, Sub classes: Student/Jokester

Stats:

Attack:305
Deffence:398
Health:485
Stamina:257
Smarts:403
magic:2 (i can make a pencil rubber)
Strength:370 (sadly)
Speed:335
Agility:397 (I'm pretty quick for a big guy)
Ranged:342
gaming:462
Stealth:323


Special abilities:


Thick Skin:Immune to rain, snow, and cold.

Team Player (linmen): Gets 30% increace in attack, 60% in defence, and 25% decreace in smarts when with other teammates.

Hiding in plain sight: stealth increaces when in a crwded place.



I think this is good enough. I'm sorry if someone else did this but I was just bored. So what are your stats?

 

[bodyklok]

Model: Teenager
Height: Tall
weight: XL

Class: Gamer
Sub classes: Strategist, Zombie Hunter

Stats:

Attack:300
Deffence:430
Health:500 (Never really learned to figth properly)
Stamina:230
Smarts:450
magic:5 (Chemstry tought me how)
Strength:420 (I do lots of press ups)
Speed:310
Agility:420 (I'm pretty quick for a big guy)
Ranged:390 (Based on Archery and Airsoft)
gaming:500 (Modesty zero)
Stealth:420 (Thanks Snake)

Special abilities:

Feel no pain: High pain thresh hold, resists elemental effects as well.

Solitary: resists insanity due to loneliness.

Gamers eye: Improved contrast perception and general eyesight.

Relligion: Atheist.

 

[SharPhoe]

Model: Teenager, Height: Tall, weight: L

Class: Gamer, Sub classes: Artist/Mediator

Stats:

Attack: 268
Defense: 301
Health: 390
Stamina: 280
Smarts: 401
magic: 7 (I can pull a few "miracles" from time to time)
Strength: 360 (surprisingly)
Speed: 280
Agility: 310
Ranged: 200 (I'm a poor shot)
gaming: 450
Stealth: 370

Special abilities:

Therapy: Cure an ally's negative status condition.

The Other Way: Resist any and all seduction spells.

Determinator: Stamina decreases at a far slower rate than normal.

 

[Gizmo]

Model: Teenager, Height: Tall, weight: Cruiser weight

Class: Athlete Sub classes: Student/Scene kid?

Stats:

Attack:602
Deffence:400
Health:650
Stamina:798(i can run forever)
Smarts:604
magic:300 (i know some fun card tricks)
Strength:800
Speed:335
Agility:500
Ranged:400
gaming:879
Stealth:600

Special abilities:

No feeling: Shots the left of the body are reduced by 40%

People suck: Works best alone

Gamers Hands: Amazing reflexes and percision

 

[sgtjawa]

Model: Teenager
Height: Very Tall
Weight: L

Class: Student
Subclasses: Defender, Trickster
Stats:

Attack:500
Defense:400
Health:420
Smarts:460(+150)
Magic:2
Strength:500(+150)
Speed:250(-50)
Agility:350(-50)
Ranged: 500
Gaming: 400
Stealth:100(-50)

Special Abilities:

Advanced Vocabulary: Can stun enemies for a short period of time and gives a large bonus to smarts
Large Frame: Subtracts from speed, agility, and stealth but gives a large bonus to strength
Knock Down: Can bodily fling a moderately sized enemy ten feet; cooldown of ten seconds
Computer Whiz: Allows for quick diagnostics and repairs of gaming rigs and associated equipment
Mountain blood: +100% cold and wind resistance, -10% heat resistance

 

[SimuLord]

I've never run an IRL race. So I guess I've got no stats. If I ever start driving open-wheel race cars I'll let you know how it turns out.

 

[One Seven One]

model: teenager
height: average
weight:... i have no idea

attack: -70 (i refuse to fight uneeded battles)
defence: 14
health: 200
stamina: 16
int: 80
tactical thinking: 200
magic: MAX (999)(i just felt like using the word max for some reason)
strength: -MAX
speed: 130
gaming: MAX^MAX
stealth: 850

specials:
uncaring: i don't care what you have to say about my mother, just shut up!

true gamer: you have devoted your life to video games, congrats!

the cookie man: able to give out internet cookies for various reasons

confused: why won't it work!

 

[Jharry5]

Model: Teenager, Height: Medium, weight: S

Class: Student,
Sub classes: Gamer/writer

Stats:

Attack: 275
Defense: 390
Health: 225
Stamina: 220
Smarts: 470
magic: 2
Strength: 210
Speed: 400
Agility: 375
Ranged: 410
Gaming: 455
Stealth: 380

Special abilities:

Cutting sarcasm: Confuses enemies for a short time

Strength in Numbers: gets 10% increase on all when with an ally.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Model: Teenager; Height: Average; Weight: S
Class: Hydraulic (Flexible)

Attack: 100
Defence: 200
Health: 225
Stamina: 50
Magic: 25
Strength: 75
Speed: 300
Agility: 400
Ranged: 250
Gaming: 350
Stealth: 200

Special Skills:
Dust it off: Reduced damage by 25% from physical attacks
Flash Eye: Strong peripheral vision doubles reaction time
Pressure: Stamina is doubled temporarily
Gobbledygook: Intelligent language confuses enemy
Poor Skin: Damage to self is doubled in direct sunlight, speed and agility reduced by 30% in cold
Dead Shot: High chance of criticals with range
Homanuh Homanuh: All stats except magic reduced to 1, magic is increased by 10% when in the presence of a sexy lady

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Model: Adult, Height: Tall, weight: Light

Class: Kickboxer
Subclass: Mixed Martial Artist, Karateka, Announcer

Stats:

Attack:350
Defence:500
Health:600
Stamina:400
Smarts:400
magic:0
Strength: 350
Speed: 350
Agility: 400
Ranged:400
gaming:580
Stealth:200

Special abilities:

Flexibility: Submission Resistance +50%
Outside Exposure: Heat Resistance +20%, Cold Resistance +10%, Poison/Disease Resistance +20%, +75% to Tan
Rage: Attack Strength + 50%, Attack Speed +25% Stamina + 50%, Endurance + %50
Speedwalker: Walk Speed + 75%, Leg Attack Strength + 75%
Flat Feet: - 50% to Foot Endurance
Radio Announcer Voice: + 50% to Attracting Women
Lone Wolf: - 25% to Charisma
Hungry Mofo - + 25% to Appetite
Smokin' Sick Style - 75% to Gaming Skill and Reflexes

 

[sizzle949]

Model: Adult Height: Average, weight: XL

Class: Cynic

Sub classes: Student/Tank

Stats:

Attack:600
Defence:335
Health:510
Stamina:620 (i can take quite a bit of abuse)
Smarts:527
Magic:5
Strength:695 (this is my strong point [no pun intended])
Speed:200
Agility:152 (Not fast what so ever)
Ranged:213
Gaming:358
Stealth:100

Special abilities:

Fire in my veins: Immune to cold temperature, weak against hot temperature

Irish blood: Enters an enraged frenzy when pushed too far

Intimidation: Large, muscular frame leaves enemies in fear and others in respect

Ruthless Words: Able to lower morale of enemies and allies alike

 

[XMarshmallow]

Model: Twenty-something, Height: Medium, weight: S, Gender: M

Class: -less,
Sub classes: Editor (Apprentice)

Stats:

Attack: 400
Defense: 200
Health: 150
Stamina: 250
Smarts: 500
magic: 2
Strength: 200
Speed: 400
Agility: 450
Ranged: 500
Gaming: 250
Stealth: 220

Special abilities:

Passive Aggressive: Health, defense and attack all rise at cost of smarts when assaulted verbally. When smarts drop below 100, enters berserk state for time = 1 hour.

Red Ink: Able to deride others' work without social sanction.

Drunken Chef: Effectiveness of food made while intoxicated is greatly increased.

 

[wewontdie11]

Hmm interesting...

Model: Adult

Height: Very Tall

Weight: L

Class: Alcoholic

Sub classes: Scientist/Metal Head

Stats:

Attack:450
Deffence:600
Health:550
Stamina:200
Smarts:550
magic:0
Strength:650 (in my arms anyway)
Speed:300
Agility:200
Ranged:500 (I kick some considerable ass at paintball)
gaming:750 (gotta max this one I'm afraid)
Stealth:1 (ask anybody I know, I am the least stealthy person on the planet)

Special abilities:

Circle Head Bang: Instantly intimidates enemy/seduces women (I wish). 10% bonus to effectiveness with long hair.

Immovable Object: Take no knock-back when attacked by another PC.

Iron Liver: Triple normal alcohol consumption before penalties are taken to any stats.

Expanded Lexicon: Bamboozle adversaries with exemplary utilization of vocabulary. One free combat turn.

Bass Demon: 15% to any test involving a stringed musical instrument.

Social Chameleon: Able to fit in with most rungs of society by observing and mimicking the behaviour of those in close proximity.

Forgiveness: Compassion and empathy that can sometimes bite you in the ass. Gain 70% to any social interactions with close associates.

God damn this is nerdy but very fun.

 

[Kiutu]

Does it have to be that styled? Seems very JRPG. Id probably do it better in a TES style where I understand it better.

 

[Bobkat1252]

Model: Teenager
Height: Average
Weight: Light
Class: Mandalorian

Attack: 287
Defence: 375
Health: 430
Stamina: 350
Intelligence: 425
Magic: 0
Strength: 260
Speed: 390
Agility: 425
Ranged: 475 (Avid archer and airsoft player, I average 45/50 in archery.)
Stealth: 380

Special Skills:

Steady Arm: Boost to ranged weaponry.
Facade: 90% boost to verbal deception.
MacGuyver: Can scavenge parts to make nearly anything.
Quick-start metabolism: High resistance to stat reducing substances.

 

[matnatz]

Model: Teenager

Height: Medium

Temper: Short

Weight: Medium

Class: Starving Artist

Subclasses: Bullshitter, Gamer

Stats

Attack:450
Defence:500
Health:725
Intelligence:500 (+600 under the right circumstances)
Magic:25 (I know one coin trick that I learnt years ago when I tried to imagine myself as a world weary old man, like Basie)
Likeability: 100
Strength:600
Speed:200
Agility:200
Ranged:800
Gaming: 500
Stealth: 500

Abilities

Persuasion: I could probably get someone to knaw off their own testicles with enough time around them, it makes me a bit unlikeable. (My suggested this).

Lies: I don't display any of the characteristics you'd expect from someone when they're lying.

Rational: I can think in black and white terms, I'm also calm when thngs are going tits up.

Sad: I enjoy things that most wouldn't...

Anti-social: I mostly try and avoid interacting with other humans for any length of time. Humans that I actually enjoy the company of are few and far between, but when I do enjoy their company I become more likeable.

Guts: If I am pissed off enough I'll charge into a volley of sharks on fire being launched from cattapults manned by Spartans.

Nerdy: Lowers my ability to make pleasant company of normal human beings, but makes it easier for me to associate with those of the nerd class.

Teenaged Hormones: Makes me agnsty, depressed and lowers my magic ability, because teenagers are bloody skeptics. On the upside, all of the listed traits highten my ability to draw and paint, and girls love that.

Bitterness: Increases intelligence, scares away low level jerks.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Race : Human
Class : Geek
Level: 18

Based on a 100-point scale:

Attack : 37
Defense : 45
Health : 60
Stamina : 15 (Asthma, you know)
Intelligence : 75
Magic : 32
Speed : 53
Agility : 24
Ranged : 42
Stealth : 64

Special Skills:

Techno-Babble : +15 when using Computers
Code Monkey : Earn an additional 10% experience when using Computers
Social Stigma : -15 on all social checks with male characters, -30 on female characters
ADD : -25 to actions used the previous turn.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Model: Teenager, Height: Average, weight: L

Class: Gamer,
Subclasses: Escapist, Instigator

Stats:

Attack: 330
Defense: 300
Health: 335
Stamina: 245
Smarts: 410
Magic: 390
Strength: 320
Speed: 350
Agility: 295
Ranged: 15
gaming: 450
Stealth: 425

Special abilities:

It's Over 9000! - Allows this character to increase a stat of choice when HP is low.

Realist - Make this character better at arguing.

Instigator - Because of this character's subclass he is better at pissing people off.

Introvert - This character is quiet and keeps to himself.

 

[neuromasser]

Model: Teenager, Height: Average, Weight: Light, Level: 20

Class: Athelete, Sub classes: Idler/Ninja (yeah, I know)

Stats:
Attack:235
Defense:136
Health:345
Stamina:27
Smarts:489
Magic:446
Strength:227
Speed:490
Agility:500
Ranged:462
Gaming:431
Stealth:476

Special abilities:

Can't touch this: Too fast for you - Temporary invisibility

Darkness Prevails: Gains bonuses on all stats when in dark areas

Mercenary: Doesn't have interest in opponents life stories - cutscenes turned off

Enlightened: Has great understanding, bonuses on learning stages. Doesn't take stuff seriously

Lazy: Loses points on all time-limited events, skill points are hard to achieve

Random: Gains permanent lol effect, unpredictable actions

Misanthrope: Chance to go berserk in crowded places

Untrained: Stamina regenerates slowly, vulnerable when it reaches zero

Ninja: Climbs and jumps on anything remotely unavailable

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Name: Nivag
Level: 19
Height: Short
Weight: Slightly over average

Class
Musician / Socialist

Sub-Classes
Student
Gamer

Stats
Attack: 450
Defense: 450
Health: 300
Stamina: 600
Smarts: 650
magic: 500
Strength: 500
Speed: 300
Agility:300
Ranged: 500
gaming: 650
Stealth: 300

Abilities

Burden of Friendship - Instantly loses 75% of total skill when playing with friends

Expert Befriender - Can quickly turn randoms into mates

Solutionist - Can quickly gain the upper-hand in any kind of situation