What beats a dragon?

Glademaster_v1legacy

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A magic sword some knight armor also you need to get yourself a wizard to guide an elven princess/ranger, dwarf sage, I think you see where I'm going with this.
 
Jaranja

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s69-5 said:
Attack it twice, then move south.
Attack it once, then move south.
Attack it once then move west (into the ice room)
It will see its own reflection, blow fire at it and it will melt the ice.
This will engulf the dragon, defeating it and allowing you to pass through to both the Dragon's Lair and the Lava Room.

Cookie for anyone who can tell me what game this is from?
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I wanna say Baldur's Gate 2
 
Fightgarr

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Like we told you, nothing beats a Dragon.
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I have to say I agree with the man.
This is not solely because my religion is Draconic, or that I am myself a dragon. It has nothing to do with the many dragon action figures and paraphernalia I own.
It is because you cannot dream of destroying a massive, hyper-magical reptilian god-creature. If you attempted to you would blinded by it's beauty and majesty. So much majesty.
 
Abedeus

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Like one of our famous sci-fi writers, Stanislaw Lem wrote, something that destroys a dragon is... a large dragon. And then the larger dragon destroys the large dragon. And so on, and so on.

Thus solving the problem.
 
Sir Strange Of The House Lycan

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Boxinatorizore said:
I have recently gotten in a debate with a fellow Escapist member and am now under attack by his pet dragon.

I need to know how to defeat this dragon?

What will beat it?

And no it's not THE POWER OF THOR, Saint George, or a phoenix, and Jesus is busy with his birthday...
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Find a bladed weapon and lunge for the bell while it clutches said belly, put out its eye, after open up its mouth and drive the weapon up through the upper jaw, crawl inside and stab it some more, then drink its blood, congratulations, you have not just saved yourself but gained the ability to talk to birds.
 
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Spock. Spock beats everything. Pat on the back to anyone who knows the reference.

Also, you could try Optimus Prime or the Master Sword. If all else fails, throw a PokeBall. It could be a Charizard!
 
Daezd

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Jaranja said:
A nob squad!!!!!!
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I can see it now.

"OI, BAWS, WE'Z GOT AHSELVS A PROBLEM!!"
"Wha'izzit ya gitz?!"
"'EZ A BIG, MEAN, FIREY LOOKIN' FING!"
/Warboss muttering to himself.
"Ok boyz, first one tah land a hit...GITZ TAH LOOT THAT BEAST!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"



Nofing beats a Nob Squad.
Seriously, Opening Post Dude, go for the Nob Squad. If that fails, just fall onto another Ork principle and use More...Dragon...?
 
DrunkWithPower

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Gary Busey. Even if the dragon eats him, Gary Busey always wins. Also, no Chuck Norris yet? *shock and awe*

edit: Nevermind.
 
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