What blows your mind?

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Ok so my mother has some strong beliefs. She hates me drinking, playing xbox, complains I never do enough homework and accuses me of failing school (since wen is a range of A-C's failing?!) anyways I slept through my alarm today and didn't wake up until 10:30 I live 40 minute drive from school and finish at 1 so I didn't see the point in going in for an hour. So at some point in the day she starts yelling at me and stuff about lack of homework done etc, she bursts into my room and after throwing stuff around for a while she stumbles upon my "pot kit" as I call it, it's a tin with a lighter, papers (though there were none in there at the time), cigarettes and a tiny amount of left over marijuana. Now after what I've said about her you might think that she'd go off her nut, wrong. She simply said to me "you know, if you want to smoke dope you don't rip open cigarettes, you buy papers."
I stand there dumbfounded at the fact that I'm still alive and even more at the fact that she took the tin downstairs emptied the residual marijuana out of it and brought it back...

So yes my mind has been blown. What blows yours?

EDIT: Ok she just came and yelled at me because the jumper I wore last night smells of smoke from the cigarettes my FRIENDS were smoking... I purposely did not smoke (dope or tobacco) or drink last night and I still get yelled at... What's little left of my mind just got blown again.

 

[Chester41585]

.40 Cal hollowpoint, usually.

 

[mdk31]

What blows my mind is that we can learn so much about the world we live in, and develop such amazing technology and feed billions of people, but there are still those who will choose to cling to ancient beliefs than current, extremely well-founded knowledge.

 

[Hazy]

Grenades usually do the trick.

All incredibly bad jokes aside, finding out my Dad's girlfriend was a gamer. One that can speak a little bit of English. One that gets Vice City and beats it in a 48 Hour Time-span.

 

[LongAndShort]

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! Its a cartoon. Try watching it when your drunk or stoned or both. It'll blow your mind.

 

[Minimike3636]

The amount of puns going into this thread.

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

Looking at pictures of the universe does the trick.

 

[captainwillies]

What blows my mind is that we can learn so much about the world we live in, and develop such amazing technology and feed billions of people, but there are still those who will choose to cling to ancient beliefs than current, extremely well-founded knowledge.

that theres always a win windger like this guy crying over the lost potential of the human race so he can look smart infront of internet buddies.

but seriously dude did you just copy and paste that?

 

[the protaginist]

Gravity. I just don't get it.

Everything is trying to hit the ground. No matter what, your always pushing down.Apparently, though, if you dig up the grave of Issac Newton and grab his skull then gravity no longer applies to you and you could fly off to explore worlds unknown.

 

[Timotei]

The shear amount of information about anime that is locked inside my head. It's been accumulating for over 12 years and this useless information continues to be poured into my brain unhindered.

 

[captainwillies]

@topic

that this guy is number 1 on youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/fred?blend=1&ob=4

i mean personally if you look past the annouying voice and just watch the jokes its kinda ok but why is he number 1? hes not that funny and I've seen tons of other channels far supperior to this one. so why fred? why?

 

[Herb sewell]

Looking at pictures of the universe does the trick.

I'd expect you to say cable

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Oh man, this E is killer.

 

[megapenguinx]

Watching/reading a few episodes of Bobobo usually does me in. The crazy just gets to you.

 

[Flap Jack452]

What blows my mind is that we can learn so much about the world we live in, and develop such amazing technology and feed billions of people, but there are still those who will choose to cling to ancient beliefs than current, extremely well-founded knowledge.

I assume your talking about religion?

 

[Hippobatman]

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! Its a cartoon. Try watching it when your drunk or stoned or both. It'll blow your mind.

It still blew my mind as sober. It's awful.

 

[CrashTestZombie]

Grenades usually do the trick.

Same here, but what really blows my mind are Meme Grenades. Usually consisting of a small dose of Caramelldansen,2 URLs of 4chan, A dozen lolcats pictures, a hint of Fail, and most importantly, 5 seconds of Shoop Da Whoop. Some Meme Grenades can be packed with Engrish too.

Joking, but what really blows my mind is the fact that people still pay more than $100 a year to play World of Warcraft, even after the second expansion:

World of Death Knight: Wrath of the Same Recycled, Repetitive Quests.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Watching/reading a few episodes of Bobobo usually does me in. The crazy just gets to you.

Wooden spoons, making wooden spoons!?

Gotta back up Penguin here, Bobobo is liquid crazy. I would be heavily dissapointed if the writers were not permanently high.

 

[LongAndShort]

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! Its a cartoon. Try watching it when your drunk or stoned or both. It'll blow your mind.

It still blew my mind as sober. It's awful.

Its better when stoned. A lot worse when hung over... God, the noise!

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

What blows my mind is that we can learn so much about the world we live in, and develop such amazing technology and feed billions of people, but there are still those who will choose to cling to ancient beliefs than current, extremely well-founded knowledge.

Huh, put it better than my exhausted brain could've... I watch a bunch of Creationism debunkment videos on Youtube and the Creationists never cease to blow my mind. Especially that Ray Comfort guy... hoooo boy...

Also the universe... the idea of infinity will overload my brain if I think about it too much.