What can automatically ruin your day?

[Therumancer]

Any time I see a penis, especially a paticularly odius one on an old codger.

Your sitting around peacefully playing someone's copy of Grand Theft Auto IV's "Lost and The Damned" expansion and then BAM!

Your watching videos and then someone says "oh hey want to see something messed up" and shows that scene from the original Bumfights of the old homeless guy whipping it out and showing off all the piercings and tattoos he has on his.

This kind of thing can ruin my whole day, especially when I stop blinking from shock for more than an hour.

>>>----Therumancer--->

 

[Saluce]

Waiting for a late bus in the rain, and then when it finally comes it has a "Sorry, not in service" slapped over the front

 

[Tharwen]

stomach ache

 

[VoltySquirrel]

Some fugly jock girl who is a huge ***** asks you out, and won't stop bothering you when you say no. How fugly? Think Fabio with glasses, no musles, and is flat chested. How bitchy? She won't leave me alone after I said no and talks excessively about her long distance relationship she get a jolly off of just thinking of him.

 

[ShadowDude112]

When people Hadoken spam me or my friends being jerks