What can you do with Peanut Butter?

[ForensicYOYO]

George Washington Carver came up with 100 ways to use a peanut. Now I want to know the most inventive way you can use Peanut Butter.
And for those of you who just say PB&J..... Well I wouldn't blame you.

 

[Marter]

Put it on celery and then put M&Ms on the peanut butter. It's a great snack.

 

[GRoXERs]

George Washington Carver didn't invent peanut butter.

... OT: Peanut butter martini

 

[bhenders13]

Not touch it cus i'd die lol. but my friend enjoys mixing it with nutella onto bananas and strawberries.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Put it on toast...........I mean freeze it and use it as a blanket

 

[infinity_turtles]

The most inventive way I've used it was when I went from getting a BJ to getting a PB&J. Not really a fan of peanut butter though.

 

[Generator]

George Washington Carver didn't invent peanut butter.

... OT: Peanut butter martini

He never said he did.

OT: I can't really think of anything too creative, but your thread title sounds kinky. Oh, that's what I can do with peanut butter: Put it in an idiotic dirty joke!

 

[Iznat]

EDIT:
Credit to Adamwe, that smarmy, mind-reading sex bomb.

 

[Luke5515]

I heard it's great on Oeros, albeit artery clogging.

 

[Penguinness]

Surely all those suggestions are just one way of doing something with peanut butter - eating it, with the exception of the martini.

 

[dariuskyne]

mash some potatos, then add enough confectioner's sugar untill the potato mash is a dough, roll it out then spread peanut butter in a thick layer over it, roll it up like a jelly roll, cool in fridge till fairly solid, then cut into slices, serve and enjoy.

 

[kidigus]

Well you can EAT it, but almost anything else will result in damnation from the peanut gods.

 

[Pegghead]

In my family a popular snack is to peel an apple, cut it in half, remove the seed and fill the empty spaces of the halves with smooth peanut butter...and it is delicious.

 

[Accountfailed]

EDIT:
Credit to Adamwe, that smarmy, mind-reading sex bomb.

Flattered. also, penautbutter + melted chocolate + toasts.

 

[bleh002]

Maybe use it as window sealant? I don't think that it would be very good at that job though.

 

[likalaruku]

Feed it to a dog & watch.

 

[Julianking93]

Anything and everything!

 

[zehydra]

Eat it. Actually, maybe spread it on peanuts and then eat those.

 

[Jark212]

Easy, add a few choice ingredients and make explosives...

Then attack a Super Market with my new explosives to acquire more Peanut Butter...

Then repeat until I get arrested and become the worlds first Super-Villain...