What can you do with Peanut Butter?

[CK76]

Put it on a piece of bread.

Put nutella on another piece of bread.

Reece's sandwich!

 

[thethingthatlurks]

George Washington Carver didn't invent peanut butter.

... OT: Peanut butter martini

Wait, a martini? How does that...nevermind *runs off to buy gin and vermouth*

Peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, nutella. To make it even better, cover one slice of toast (thickly) with nutella, then with marshmallow fluff and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. Then add the other slice with PB

 

[nutgear]

use it as bait... animals love it >_> <_<

 

[HereForFreeFood]

I use it to get gum out of my hair!

 

[Burst6]

Well you can cover yourself with it and run out into the street screaming "Help! Help! It's going to get me!"

Slather it on a rake, so when a person steps on the rake and the handle hits them, they will get peanut buttery.

Add them with bread and jelly to make a sandwich. Feed that sandwich to the nearest allergic person. Double score if they are allergic to jelly, triple score if they are also allergic to bread.

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

Scoop it out of the jar with a spoon and eat it that way, I have before, especially with extra chunky peanut butter, good stuff. Peanut butter toast is another good one, also peanut butter pancakes with jelly, my sister made those up. I can't really think of any other use for it other than eating it, if you don't count threatening people you hate that has peanut allergies with it.

 

[Dags90]

Am I the only one who looked at the image and thought "Peanuts are legumes, not nuts. They aren't any more nuts than Grape Nuts (which aren't grapes, either)."

Peanut brittle.

 

[RetroViruses]

It is an effective deodorant (although, slightly messy).
It can be used to make explosives (although, slightly messy).
You can microwave it and put it in a Super Soaker, and squirt people (although, slightly messy).
And, of course, there are the sexual ways (which are, surprisingly, not that messy).

 

[Blair Bennett]

Well, if you have a dog you can smear it all over- ...you know what, maybe you're just better off using it as sustenance.

 

[nutgear]

I reminded of a movie.. cant remember which one... pack your crack with peanut butter.. and when someone is looking dig in and lick your fingers clean.... and blamo you avoid jail

The movie was Training Day... Awesome movie

 

[The_Healer]

1. Mix it with honey on toast/english muffins/crumpets.

2. Have culinary orgasm.

 

[dariuskyne]

well seems people are thinking that peanuts are a close second to bacon in awesome foods... wonder what peanuts salted with bacon-salt would be like... guess it's experiment time...

 

[Luftwaffles]

I reminded of a movie.. cant remember which one... pack your crack with peanut butter.. and when someone is looking dig in and lick your fingers clean.... and blamo you avoid jail

would work better with nutella

 

[nutgear]

I reminded of a movie.. cant remember which one... pack your crack with peanut butter.. and when someone is looking dig in and lick your fingers clean.... and blamo you avoid jail

would work better with nutella

sure it does, but it wasnt in the movie

 

[nutgear]

Open the peanut butter container, throw M&M's inside, and dip a butter knife in side. Win!

M&Ms and peanut butter.... not so great @_@
Microwaved M&Ms is the way to go

 

[zagazsano]

I can make some delicious sauce...

 

[SturmDolch]

I made peanut butter ice cream once. It was pretty good.

And you have not lived life fully until you've tried a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

 

[Blimey]

Well if you're short on companionship you could always fu-

You know what, never mind.

 

[nutgear]

I made peanut butter ice cream once. It was pretty good.

And you have not lived life fully until you've tried a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

After that then fry it!!!