What can you do with Peanut Butter?

Stoic raptor

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I knew somebody who made peanut butter soup. It was spicy and so delicious.

I dont know how to make it, so dont ask for recipes.
 

Antitonic

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You could use it to develop a sever case of arachibutyrophobia in yourself or others.

[footnote](No offense intended to any German, or torture-loving Escapists)[/footnote]"Ve haff vays of makink you talk."
"Ha, not the old drops-of-water bit."
"Nein. PEANUT BUTTER!"
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
 

scnj

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass ;)
 

Sakurazaki1023

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1. Find A Member Of PETA
2. Tie To A Tree
3. Coat In Peanut Butter
4. Wait For Squirrels
5. Insert Sarcastic Comment About Loving All Animals
6. ?
7. Profit!

...Or you could just add it pancake mix (Adjusting thickness to account for the Peanut Butter) and make yourself Peanut Butter Pancakes.

They taste really good with Grape Jelly or any other Fruit Preserve.
 

Slaanax

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I'm surprised this hasn't been said yet.

1 jar of peanut butter
1 scrotum
1 dogs

Place peanut butter on scrotum and let dog lick away.

That being said, I'd never subject my dog to this form of humiliation.
 

ezeroast

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Disprove evolution http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

But seriously satay sauce is great stuff, also sometimes swap pine nuts for peanuts in pesto and add a bit of coriander. Om nom nom
 

Lizardon

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I don't do it but I've heard that it can be used as a shaving cream. If anyone wants to try it, tell me how well it works.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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It can be used to poison someone with a penut allergy.

It can be used as a cooking medium if you own a centrifuge and have too much time on your hands (the oil can be extracted - penut oil is pretty common for frying foods).

It can be used as a lubricant (as per above).

It can be used for bait.

It can be used to spice up one's sex life.

It can be used for classic pranks like the ole peanut butter inside the car handle gag.

It can be used as a food product.

There are more but suddenly I feel the urge to make a fluffernutter.
 

Hammer's Girl

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Give it to small children to make them shut up (it gums their mouths up for a little while)

When they do live action filming with chimps they give them peanut butter to make them open and shut their mouths (it sticks to the roof of the mouth and they're trying to get it off) to make it look like they're talking. Like the old PG tips adverts -

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S.R.S.

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Slaanax said:
I'm surprised this hasn't been said yet.

1 jar of peanut butter
1 scrotum
1 dogs

Place peanut butter on scrotum and let dog lick away.

That being said, I'd never subject my dog to this form of humiliation.
But it's okay because it's your dog.

OT: Does the end of "Wanted" ring any bells?
 

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RouxBelle said:
i actually went out and got some celery and M&M's, you were right! perfect after class snack =)
I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)