What completely pointless super power would you have?

[sketch_zeppelin]

The power to regenerate but only from breaking my own neck and I would have to purposely do it for the power to kick in. if i acidently broke my neck then i'd die.

the purpose would be to replace cracking my neck as a way to unnerve people

 

[Quaxar]

The power to control bees. I actually have that.

Wait, that's not useless. Tremble before the mighty beemaster!

 

[juy56]

the power to fire computers out of my eyes

 

[rockoffanddie]

I have 2, the ability to teleport but only to a maximum distance of 1/2 an inch from where you currently are and only once a day. The other would be seeing subtitles for everything that people say appearing above their head and only if they are within earshot.

 

[22steve5150]

the ability to produce a new 20 dollar bill every time i dig into my pocket while causing a person of my choosing to lose the same amount of money from their accounts/holdings. I can only use the money to give to homeless people

 

[Engarde]

The amazing super powerful ability to read big books with one hand!