What confuses you?

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MissPixxie

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I don't understand fashion, or bright orange tans. So most of the other girls around here confuse the hell out of me. I have a coping strategy however.

Stand. Nod. Smile. Say 'mhm' a few times. Walk away.
 

Valksy

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People confuse me. The little word games they play confuse me. I hate it when people expect me to "read between the lines" because I can't even see the bloody lines. People who try to live their lives as if they were the star of a reality tv show.

Just people. I don't get you...
 

Tharwen

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The timeline in The Prestige

[sub]Why does Chrome underline all of my words in red?[/sub]
 

Julianking93

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TheHoboHunter said:
How people believe anything ever said by Fox News
Damn you ninja!!

OT, I'll go with why do people think Greek Myths are ridiculous yet believe in God?

That's just as if not more ridiculous than any Greek myth.
 

Snowden's Secret

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Sleekgiant said:
Jfswift said:
Where does the other sock go in the dryer. I put two in and one comes out >.> (no really, i'm being serious.. )
The dryer gets hungry and eats it(I have no clue, I just keep the same kind of sock thus they all match)
I hate that too. Last week I should have got three pairs of socks back- instead I got one sock from each pair. Think I'll search the dryer now.
 

JokerCrowe

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this sentence: "Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

The more I try to understand what he's saying, the more my brain hurts.
 

snide_cake

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Sturmdolch said:
Statistics. And also why I need to know what an F-distribution is, and multiple linear regression, and Two-Way ANOVA.
Yes, one of the most confusing things on the planet that I could never truly understand despite using it for four years.
 

Trifixion

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Hurry-up-and-wait theory confuses me. What is the point of asking me to do the research "AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND TIME-SENSITIVE" on how much effort, money, and time it will take to do a major project - and then when I complete said research and present the findings in all the detail they could possibly want and then some, they do nothing with the information. I mean literally nothing - as in it's been a month and a half and they still haven't made a decision on whether they actually want to DO the damn project or not. Grrrr...

Also, drivers in my state confuse me. Picture this: You're in a parking lot, pulling to the exit. You get to the exit and look out at the road. There is ONE CAR (mine, of course) coming in your direction. There is nobody behind this one car for as far as you can see. The car is traveling at 45 miles per hour. You intend to go no faster than 30 miles per hour. If you wait for this car to go by before pulling out yourself, you will be waiting approximately 2.5 seconds before being able to pull out. Do you:

a.) Wait for the car to go by, then pull out and drive along with no problems

or

b.) Pull out in front of the oncoming car, forcing the other driver to slam on his brakes to avoid rear-ending you, and then proceed to leisurely drive along the road at 15 miles per hour below the speed limit, making sure to weave back and forth in your lane to keep the other car stuck behind you.

If you answered "a," you are not a typical driver from my state.

Okay, maybe "confuse" isn't the right word in that case. Maybe "enrage" is more appropriate.
 

maninahat

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NoblePhilistineFox said:
wheather it be a plot in a game or the theory of reletivity, what confuses you?
No more Heroes
"so wait, hes been fighting his sister who he had sex with who is also his cat, the murderer of his parents and sylvia's daughter which is also his niece because her dad is your british brother.
uuuuhhhhm wut?"
Spoilers, you fool! use the spoilers. Now I know everything about the game and am equally clueless.
 

De Ronneman

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What confuses me most is how long it takes for Valve to get episode 3 running. This game better be good.

Also, what confuses me is why people still give a toss about Duke Nukem 4ever. I heard a bunch of guys talking about it the otherr day like it was coming out next week, y'know, like they already knew stuff. Discussing weapons and what not...
 

Vitor Goncalves

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robert632 said:
What confuses me is where the hell all my Pokemon games go.I've had Pokemon Blue, Red,Yellow,Gold,Silver and Ruby, and they all vanished.
I have no ideas what you are talking about
[sub] *** Whistles and looks up as discretly pulling some pokemon game boxes with foot to hide under the bed *** [/sub]
 

Sgt Doom

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Fashion. Not specifically those undernourished twats who look like they rolled around in crepe paper while covered in glue, but merely choosing clothes, a hairstyle or such that doesn't make me look like more of a socially inept tosser than I already am.
 

kurupt87

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Quantum mechanics, I do a chemistry degree, I don't care about all this math heavy physics!
From a gaming perspective, FFVIII's story is a big "buhhhh?", but more for the laughable amount of times completely random things happen to nudge the story forwards.
 

KnightRider0717

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irrational thought process and stupidity in general drives me up the wall

sometimes when someone does something completely stupid without decent reasoning if they have any reasoning at all, ill become nearly obsessed with whatever they did as i try to make it seem logical, i know someone who had me confused for 3 years, then i assumed i had them figured out finally, then they threw me off completely for another 6 months till i said go rot somewhere

i agree with the post above mine, im also doing a chemistry degree but i cant wrap my mind around its importance
 

Urock

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De Ronneman said:
What confuses me most is how long it takes for Valve to get episode 3 running. This game better be good.
If you had to spend several hours a day rolling around in a big pile of MONEY, it would take you a long time to finish a game too.
 

AngryMongoose

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Given how tired I am right now, just about everything. Most of these forum posts, for example. I'll stare at a sentence of a couple of minutes, trying to work out what it means, before realising I haven't actually read it yet. Eventually I just give up.
 

Stasisesque

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Everyday confusion: Men.
Brain-expanding-oh-god-what confusion: The Universe. How can it not end? That's a completely unfathomable thought, surely there must be an end somewhere. But then - what's on the other side of the end? Aw, balls, now I'm thinking about it. ARGH my brain!