What date would you pick for your execution?

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Communist partisan

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Ok let's say it like this you did some horrible crime (stealing a cake) and they ask you what date and month you want to be executed. And the date you pick will be the next day so you won't be able to say "the last day of the year so I live longer" I would pick the 15th August seems like a good date...
 

Hollyosaur

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Communist partisan said:
Ok let's say it like this you did some horrible crime (stealing a cake) and they ask you what date and month you want to be executed. And the date you pick will be the next day so you won't be able to say "the last day of the year so I live longer" I would pick the 15th August seems like a good date...
This stood out to me because 15th August is my birthday.

Personally, I dunno. mordid thought but if I had to pick the 24th Oct.

Which I've just looked up and seen is FargoDog's date. Weird.
 

twcblaze

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Well, since I'm already committing horrible crimes, I'd choose December 25th, just to be a dick.

aaaaaaaaaaaand, while I was at it, my final words would be addressed to the executioner: "Merry Christmas, I got you a corpse, go ahead, unwrap it!"
 

Keava

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I'd use the convict/unexpected execution paradox and request to be executed during next week on a day i wont expect to be executed that morning.
 

dragonslayer32

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I would choose a bank holiday, like the 31st of August. This means that the executioner will not be working that day. It is either my day, or no day...
 

Thundero13

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December 25th 2012 so that I could make sure that the world didn't really end.

Communist partisan said:
Ok let's say it like this you did some horrible crime (stealing a cake)
In my country stealing a cake isn't punishable by death.