What Defines a Noob

Twilight_guy

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A noob is someone who is familiar with a game but is exceedingly bad at the game to an extreme point, especially someone who gloats about their skills in a game when they are actually bad.
This is often confused with a newbie who is someone who is new to a game. Sometimes Noob is thrown around as a generic insult as well, especially on X-box live.
 

Chris^^

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basically someone who has either yet to get to grasps with the game, or someone who trash talks you all to hell whilst losing horribly (i.e. words not matching ability)
 

MetallicaRulez0

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Anyone who repeatedly does stupid things, either from a lack of knowledge or a lack of skill. Examples: going back to the same camp spot over and over in FPS games, whoring Grenade Launchers or any other stupid weapon.

Also refers to anyone who is bad at the game in general.
 

Computer-Noob

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Im going to have to say someone who cant adapt. I mean, if its you're first time, thats one thing. Because at least from there, you have the ability to learn and pick things up. I suppose by definition, noob just means a new player...

But when you explain stuff over and over again only to be met with...

"HURR??? WAT DOES IT DUU??? WAI IS MAH DUUD NUT MUVING??? DIS GAME IS TOOPID."

Noob.
 

Et3rnalLegend64

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I guess I have two definitions, but they're pretty close. It's either someone new to the game or someone who isn't very good in general. I haven't actually called anyone that for a while though since I don't really care.

I want to call the immature brats noobs too, but that probably doesn't fit the definition in any way.
 

Macgyvercas

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poncho14 said:
Someone who is unfamilliar with the game.
No, that's a newb. A noob is any player, regardless of level, who acts obnoxious or idiotic.
 

Kurokami

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the definition for noob on the internet is anyone who is slightly disliked in any way for any reason.

small penis? noob
bigger penis then mine? noob
wins a game? noob
 

Akai Shizuku

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Speaking from the subjective view of a RuneScape player, "noob" is a word that means something along the lines of "douchebag" and is usually used in an offensive manner but sometimes used playfully between friends.

"Newb" is the word that refers to new players.
 

oppp7

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I consider newbies to be new to the game while noobs are people who are bad or idiots when playing.
 

DeliciousTruffle

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A newbie or newb to me is just someone who's new to the game. A "noob" is...

A middle school blood elf hunter who spouts memes like they're the most hilarious things ever invented, proclaims even small errors as "EPIC FAIL", then asks for a battle rez, more mage food, and probably a repair bot when they don't move out of the way of the slime during that one fight in Naxxramas because they're too busy scrolling through iTunes for an appropriate Metallica track. The kid whose voice makes you want to stab yourself in the ears with an icepick, mostly because he has no volume control on his vocal cords and because his balls haven't dropped. He's the kid who's been playing for almost a year and still finds ways to cock things up as if he only started playing yesterday. Likely takes Ritalin or something along those lines, has the attention span of a puppy surrounded by beef jerky, completely rude to his fellows...

I had to deal with one of these yesterday, so excuse me if I seem annoyed. There are more types of noobs but these are the most irritating kind.
 

Mcface

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A new player, who couldn't have possibly have mastered the game yet.

Also, a player who is not new, but has not improved, or hardly improved since they were a "noob" therefor, they never lose the title "noob"
 

Nouw

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Noob is my friend.

OT: Saying someone is a hacker for being a pro.
 

z121231211

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Newb is a person new to the game. Noob is a person who sucks at the game but is unwilling to get better (and a lot more childish). At least that's what I learned.