What did the poster above you do after posting on this thread?

[Fijiman]

Studied to become a professional clown.

 

[kailus13]

Trained to be a professional conjoined twin.

 

[Fijiman]

Shot all the presidents.

 

[thesilentman]

Shot all of the corporation's presidents (the dickish ones).

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Shot the sheriff.

 

[Teoes]

Did not shoot the deputy.

 

[Neuromancer]

Was shot in the arse.

 

[kailus13]

Stood on a landmine

 

[Fijiman]

lay down on five land mines.

 

[Fijiman]

Farted.

 

[Teoes]

Went to bed

 

[kailus13]

Ate a lemon.

 

[Fijiman]

Acquired a large amount of lemon-nades.

 

[kailus13]

Got so drunk he leaned sideways.

 

[Fijiman]

Reversed the gravity inside of all buildings.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Broke the sun.

 

[Fijiman]

Broke life.

 

[StormShaun]

Broke my heart. </3

 

[staika]

Broke the storm (bad pun I know)

 

[StormShaun]

Wait a second.

*Drags*

Train betrayal.
Hmmm ...

They made friends with a train but the train mugged him instead.