What Did we learn Playing Video Games

[Zeema]

I Learnt that Punching a Tree will give me a Block of Wood
Also learnt that Life is like Search and Destroy There are no Re spawns

 

[PunkyMcGee]

Mario 3 taught me that raccoons can fly. Crafty bastards.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Fashion is srs business. How serious you ask? I killed a man for his sunglasses to get a plus 2 perspective, thats how much.

 

[farq1414]

Mario 3 taught me that raccoons can fly. Crafty bastards.

sly 3 taught me that raccoons can slide on lasers. What can't raccoons do?

 

[TFielding]

Half Life taught me how crowbars are really supposed to be used.
CoD:UO taught me that when you pull the trigger on a pair of binoculars, artillery fires.

 

[Mallefunction]

I learned that first aid kits are all you need to patch up gunshot wounds.

 

[sansamour14]

BFBC2 taught me that only a power wrench is all thats needed to repair a tank

 

[TFielding]

I learned that first aid kits are all you need to patch up gunshot wounds.

Don't forget that sometimes it just takes a short jog to heal the gaping hole in your chest from .50 caliber bullets

 

[PunkyMcGee]

I learned that first aid kits are all you need to patch up gunshot wounds.

Don't forget that sometimes it just takes a short jog to heal the gaping hole in your chest from .50 caliber bullets

That's what gym class taught me. "Just walk it off."

 

[Kegsen]

That even though the world is coming to an end shortly, and you`re the chosen one to save the entire human/squirrel/salmon population...you still have time to nonchalantly go into people`s houses and rob their cupboards.

Oh, and if you`re a beefed up zombie-hunting, shotgun-wielding badass...40 cm of broken down concrete is something that screams "You shall not pass", and it`s therefore better to take the long route around.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I learned that even when I am the sole hope of some town or hamlet, they will still charge me full price for goods that I need to save their sorry asses.

 

[Solo-Wing]

I learned that even when I am the sole hope of some town or hamlet, they will still charge me full price for goods that I need to save their sorry asses.

I learned that when I am the hero I can just enter people houses and steal/break their stuff.
And kidnap grandmas.

 

[Freechoice]

I learned how to do a double roundhouse kick from Solid Snake.


No, I'm completely serious.


However, Resident Evil 4 taught me that any Spanish people within a meter of the second kick will have their heads asplode.

 

[Batfred]

Lots if you play Civ and Total War.

Back in the spirit of things, that if in a 3 way kung fu fight your trousers fall down it shouldn't really hamper your style (IK+).

That all walls should be built to a height of "chest" unless they are not meant to be passed.

That every item has exactly one use in the nearby vicinity, but no more. It won't explode or anything, it just won't be useful, when it obvioulsy would!

 

[Sarge034]

I am the hero, no exceptions. I will always compleate my goals.

ALWAYS check the vents.

NEVER fix ANYTHING (you WILL regret it later)

 

[Jelly ^.^]

My vocabulary was enriched by videogames in my childhood- my year 2 teacher was impressed when I used the word 'accomplished' in a sentence when describing my homework ("My homework is a mission accomplished, Miss.") thanks to marvelous games like Lylat Wars (Starfox 64)

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

I've learnt that no matter what the situation, the army/police will always get their arse kicked.

 

[penguindude42]

I've got myself a whole list of these:
1. Hot springs can heal any wound.
2. A stainless steel block with hearts on each side is my one true friend.
3. The post-apocalyptic Earth will run on 1950s science and be drenched in brown paint and radioactive soft drinks.
4. Collecting monsters as fighting pets is serious business.
5. Plumbing = saving princesses.
6. Moldy cheese can be used to transfer magical energy from one wand to another.
7. Futuristic sleep pods may restore you to full HP/MP, but won't fill your stomach.
8. Nobody seems to bat an eye when you barge into their house, break their pottery, and sift through their wardrobes/dressers/bookcases.
9. Unlike John Romero, water will, in fact, make you its *****.

OT: Captcha says 'onextri therapy'. >.> 0_o

 

[godfist88]

that dressing your self with clothes that don't match makes you stronger, somehow.

 

[StormShaun]

If your a gang leader you can pull signs out of the ground and wave them around and throw them at people, im totaly gonna try that.......also if your in a tough situation NUT SHOT em.....also you can nut shot woman?