What did you get for christmas?

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

Oh, I'll just swipe all the carrots from the soup, after a while it should be enough.

But then the soup wont taste as good, which would be a shame.

 

[Gnarynhar]

Got a stack of 10 books off my Amazon.co.uk wishlist. Yay for wishlists, you get what you want and people are happy because they know they're getting you something you wanted.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

Oh, I'll just swipe all the carrots from the soup, after a while it should be enough.

But then the soup wont taste as good, which would be a shame.

Don't worry, I'll replace them with donkey hair. It will taste much better!

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

Oh, I'll just swipe all the carrots from the soup, after a while it should be enough.

But then the soup wont taste as good, which would be a shame.

Don't worry, I'll replace them with donkey hair. It will taste much better!

I'm afraid that that only counts for donkeys, being a beaver I would prefer oak or pine.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

Oh, I'll just swipe all the carrots from the soup, after a while it should be enough.

But then the soup wont taste as good, which would be a shame.

Don't worry, I'll replace them with donkey hair. It will taste much better!

I'm afraid that that only counts for donkeys, being a beaver I would prefer oak or pine.

Is book ok?

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

Oh, I'll just swipe all the carrots from the soup, after a while it should be enough.

But then the soup wont taste as good, which would be a shame.

Don't worry, I'll replace them with donkey hair. It will taste much better!

I'm afraid that that only counts for donkeys, being a beaver I would prefer oak or pine.

Is book ok?

I am not that fond of books, I'd prefer some actual wood, eating books is like drinking piss instead of bear.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

Oh, I'll just swipe all the carrots from the soup, after a while it should be enough.

But then the soup wont taste as good, which would be a shame.

Don't worry, I'll replace them with donkey hair. It will taste much better!

I'm afraid that that only counts for donkeys, being a beaver I would prefer oak or pine.

Is book ok?

I am not that fond of books, I'd prefer some actual wood, eating books is like drinking piss instead of bear.

But I have bibles to burn...

 

[BlackWidower]

Cash. Best possible gift in my opinion.

Yeah, that's nice... But what of the gift of love?

Overrated. Plus, I didn't get love, I got cash.

True love is underrated. You won't know until you experience it. Also, for God's sake, never lose it!
But I guess cash is ok...

The fuck does that mean? Have you ever heard of a "No True Scotsman"?

 

[MrMuttonChops]

Minecraft

 

[GeorgW]

Cash. Best possible gift in my opinion.

Yeah, that's nice... But what of the gift of love?

Overrated. Plus, I didn't get love, I got cash.

True love is underrated. You won't know until you experience it. Also, for God's sake, never lose it!
But I guess cash is ok...

The fuck does that mean? Have you ever heard of a "No True Scotsman"?

No. Why?

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

Oh, I'll just swipe all the carrots from the soup, after a while it should be enough.

But then the soup wont taste as good, which would be a shame.

Don't worry, I'll replace them with donkey hair. It will taste much better!

I'm afraid that that only counts for donkeys, being a beaver I would prefer oak or pine.

Is book ok?

I am not that fond of books, I'd prefer some actual wood, eating books is like drinking piss instead of bear.

But I have bibles to burn...

But I can't eat holy stuff, it makes my skin sizzle

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

Oh, I'll just swipe all the carrots from the soup, after a while it should be enough.

But then the soup wont taste as good, which would be a shame.

Don't worry, I'll replace them with donkey hair. It will taste much better!

I'm afraid that that only counts for donkeys, being a beaver I would prefer oak or pine.

Is book ok?

I am not that fond of books, I'd prefer some actual wood, eating books is like drinking piss instead of bear.

But I have bibles to burn...

But I can't eat holy stuff, it makes my skin sizzle

Me too. That's why I wanted to get rid of it. But ok, I'll go chop down some rainforest. Be right back.

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

Oh, I'll just swipe all the carrots from the soup, after a while it should be enough.

But then the soup wont taste as good, which would be a shame.

Don't worry, I'll replace them with donkey hair. It will taste much better!

I'm afraid that that only counts for donkeys, being a beaver I would prefer oak or pine.

Is book ok?

I am not that fond of books, I'd prefer some actual wood, eating books is like drinking piss instead of bear.

But I have bibles to burn...

But I can't eat holy stuff, it makes my skin sizzle

Me too. That's why I wanted to get rid of it. But ok, I'll go chop down some rainforest. Be right back.

Ahh wood from the rainforest thats all I could wish for, it is considered a delicay even among us rich beavers.

 

[bulldogftw]

I got a gaming pc,mogworld,a simples life and fallout new vegas

 

[BlackWidower]

Cash. Best possible gift in my opinion.

Yeah, that's nice... But what of the gift of love?

Overrated. Plus, I didn't get love, I got cash.

True love is underrated. You won't know until you experience it. Also, for God's sake, never lose it!
But I guess cash is ok...

The fuck does that mean? Have you ever heard of a "No True Scotsman"?

No. Why?

It goes a little something like this:
Guy A: No Christian believes in evolution.
Guy B: Well this guy over here is a Christian who believes in evolution.
Guy A: Well then he is not a true Christian.

Watch your fallacies my man.

 

[GeorgW]

Cash. Best possible gift in my opinion.

Yeah, that's nice... But what of the gift of love?

Overrated. Plus, I didn't get love, I got cash.

True love is underrated. You won't know until you experience it. Also, for God's sake, never lose it!
But I guess cash is ok...

The fuck does that mean? Have you ever heard of a "No True Scotsman"?

No. Why?

It goes a little something like this:
Guy A: No Christian believes in evolution.
Guy B: Well this guy over here is a Christian who believes in evolution.
Guy A: Well then he is not a true Christian.

Watch your fallacies my man.

And how does that relate to my previous statements?

 

[FamoFunk]

I had the classic Slippers, socks and pyjamas. I also got The Pacific on Blu-Ray, Black Ops which I was aloud in November. And a few pointless things.

 

[BlackWidower]

Cash. Best possible gift in my opinion.

Yeah, that's nice... But what of the gift of love?

Overrated. Plus, I didn't get love, I got cash.

True love is underrated. You won't know until you experience it. Also, for God's sake, never lose it!
But I guess cash is ok...

The fuck does that mean? Have you ever heard of a "No True Scotsman"?

No. Why?

It goes a little something like this:
Guy A: No Christian believes in evolution.
Guy B: Well this guy over here is a Christian who believes in evolution.
Guy A: Well then he is not a true Christian.

Watch your fallacies my man.

And how does that relate to my previous statements?

I said love is overrated.

You said true love isn't.

That's not only the definition of a "No True Scotsman", it's condescending.

 

[I Max95]

a new camcorder
Ratchet and Clank tools of destruction
Fable 3
Dead Rising 2
MAG
the book "The Lost Hero" by Rick Riordan
3200 microsoft points
and assorted knick knackery

pretty good year considering the econemy
mom says she'll cut back on presents that year and honestly i wish she would
but she never does

 

[GeorgW]

Cash. Best possible gift in my opinion.

Yeah, that's nice... But what of the gift of love?

Overrated. Plus, I didn't get love, I got cash.

True love is underrated. You won't know until you experience it. Also, for God's sake, never lose it!
But I guess cash is ok...

The fuck does that mean? Have you ever heard of a "No True Scotsman"?

No. Why?

It goes a little something like this:
Guy A: No Christian believes in evolution.
Guy B: Well this guy over here is a Christian who believes in evolution.
Guy A: Well then he is not a true Christian.

Watch your fallacies my man.

And how does that relate to my previous statements?

I said love is overrated.

You said true love isn't.

That's not only the definition of a "No True Scotsman", it's condescending.

I see your point. As someone that has recently lost true love, I was just trying to say that love should never be taken for granted.