What did you name your computer?

[RatRace123]

I didn't bother to give my computer a name, but I guess if you're judging by what I say to it all the time, my computer is "God damn you piece of shit WORK!"

 

[archvile93]

You're an idiot. No I'm not mocking you, I really did name my computer that. That way, whenever people ask I say I can't remember and they should look it up.

 

[copperflyingace]

I named mine Cortana. Don't laugh, Halo 3 had just come out and I was excited.

 

[Tucker154]

why would someone name their computer?Thats crazy,isnt that sasha,ahh,i mean,fuck.

 

[The Singularity]

Well the only time i feel the need to name it is when its doing something wrong so its name is usaully... Slow ass.

 

[octafish]

My case is beige, so as a tribute to Philip Masterson-Bowie's girlfriend I call it Beigey.

 

[ThatsBitch3n]

I named mine 'The Sledge'

 

[Rauten]

Mine is called

Spoiler: Eisegesis

Requiescat In Pace, Scary Go Round. *salute*

 

[CopperBoom]

JayLando's MacBookPro... because i am the laziest computer name-giver ever.

 

[Slenn]

I also named my TI 34-II calculator "Catherine" after a character that was made in my stories. And my microwave is named "Chow" after serving me many dishes of shrimp chow mein. I should name my Wacom tablet something. XD

 

[Inconnu24]

My PC is Mycroft; named after the character in Heinlein's 'The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress'. Good book. I highly recommend it.

 

[Kraj]

Monolith.
my ipod's name is obelisk...

 

[Supernatural Girl]

Six nerds came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan Laptop, 720 TB RAM. Customized keyboard. Alienware envies it's gaming capabilities. It is my very favorite laptop. I call it Vera.

You are a genius man!

Mines borin' and just called AMY-Laptop, but I name my externals things like "Porky", "Angry Girl", "Damien" and "Lucifer".

 

[octafish]

My PC is Mycroft; named after the character in Heinlein's 'The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress'. Good book. I highly recommend it.

Named after the character in the Sherlock Holmes stories.

 

[Xanadu84]

Well my Laptop is named Glados. However obvious a choice that is, the Portal Meme hadn't quite hit mainstream, so it wasn't yet insufferably common. My Desktop is named Navi. Serious internet cookies to the person who knows where I got the name from. Here's a hint: The fact that it would be a feat to figure it out means its probably not the most obvious answer.

 

[Crabturtleking]

Mine is the Craptop, because it has a broken screen, less than 1GB of RAM, and about 50GB worth of storage.

 

[Deleric]

I named it Skynet.

For obvious reasons.