what do you do?, what DO you do?!

[Lunar Templar]

heres the deal
YOU are Jakie Chan
your in a craft store (like paper and knitting and such)
your suddenly attacked by a dozen ninja and your only weapons are the items in the the store
so, how do you take them out? (the more absurd and humorous, the better)

 

[MellowFellow]

I would craft origami cranes and use them to gouge the ninjas' eyes out.

 

[Harlemura]

Gather all the paper, make an origami hypnotist, the hypnotist convinces them all to make better use of their lives and they all go off to get well-paid jobs and lead happy lives.

The end. Wasn't that a nice story?

 

[IzisviAziria]

Using a single sheet of poster-board, I systematically slice every critical tendon of every ninja, leaving them alive but crippled.

 

[voetballeeuw]

I tear a couple of card board boxes into pieces, craft makeshift armor. Everybody knows ninjas can't cut through cardboard. Obviously, I'll make hundreds of paper ninja stars.

 

[Jedoro]

Spoiler: I quickly sew this hat to show them I'm not afraid of anything

If they still want to fight, it's their funeral.

 

[jack583]

make origami ninja stars (can't remember how they are spelled)
use them to cut up the ninjas
then knit a net to catch the ninjas
then hang them up like spiderman would

 

[ScarletRider]

Grab a chair or stool. Jackie always uses a stool. Or a bench. And it's Christmas time, so a wrapping paper sword is a must.