I try my best to make sure there are no witnesses and no evidence. Silenced sniper rifles usually do the trick. Just "watch" for the wind.
Ooooh a beverage of my choice you say? How positively delightful! In fact I believe my excellence ought to be rewarded more often- I'll have to suggest this to my rl friends, clearly they do not sufficiently appreciate my excellenceSimuLord said:I love every single solitary thing about this suggestion and would gladly buy you a beverage of your choice if indeed I crossed paths with you as suitable reward for your excellence.Pokenator said:What you do is replace the avocado in some sushi with wasabi and then kindly offer it to her. Lulz with ensue.
KAH LEE MAH!!LustFull0ne said:I usually fantasize about ripping out their hearts. Aztec style.
In reality, I cope with it quietly. I may say a few "fuck yous," but, I remain calm. Only a few times have I flipped out on someone.
Oooo.........................same here.Blair Bennett said:KAH LEE MAH!!LustFull0ne said:I usually fantasize about ripping out their hearts. Aztec style.
In reality, I cope with it quietly. I may say a few "fuck yous," but, I remain calm. Only a few times have I flipped out on someone.
I have a startlingly similar method. Not so much heart-removal as it is a complete mental mutilation of their body. Apparently I get this really blank stare on my face when I do this though, and it becomes startlingly obvious to those educated in my eccentricities that I am in the midst of mentally beating someone to death with their own severed limbs. Though, not so much for those who should genuinely be worried.
OR THIS! Why didn't my sex-craving teenage mind think of this?Treeinthewoods said:Buy a round of strong drinks, be nice, try to establish a threesome. If she's dumb it could be even easier than you think.