what do you do?

[dcomproductions]

you are surrounded by a bunch of flesh eating...... hobos?... ya, hobos. right, cannibalistic hobos. you are given one power. what is that power and how do you use it?

 

[Hazy]

The ability to fly away and punch you in the face.

This.

 

[MasterStratus]

The power to beat up hobos.
That's all I need. The rest will be handled with my fists.

 

[MattRooney06]

rapid regeneration then id just beat them up condemed style

 

[dontworryaboutit]

The ability to fly away and punch you in the face.

The ability to fly away and punch you in the face.

This.

Also this.

Spoiler: I Want This Power

 

[WittyName]

I don't need powers.
Just give me a bat or a quarterstaff or something.

I will beat them all to death even if I end up bleeding out from bite wounds.

Personally, I'd go for something with a sharp edge, like some kind of sword. Decapitation is easier than bludgeoning IMO.

 

[Simriel]

I use the power of being awesome. I win. They bow down and become my servants.

 

[wewontdie11]

The power to stop me clicking on really inane threads out of sheer curiosity.

 

[WittyName]

I don't need powers.
Just give me a bat or a quarterstaff or something.

I will beat them all to death even if I end up bleeding out from bite wounds.

Personally, I'd go for something with a sharp edge, like some kind of sword. Decapitation is easier than bludgeoning IMO.

It is, but saying "So then I bested all of the hobos with my sword" is like saying "And then I nuked that rabbit, goddamnit!"

I prefer a challenge.

To each his own.

Have fun!

 

[VitalSigns]

Hobo-away.

The hobo's leave.

DONE.

 

[eelel]

The ability to become a C'tan, preferably all of the remaining four C'tans into one awsome C'tan, and turn those hobos into my minions that will take part in bringing the Red Harvest down upon this world BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! [http://photobucket.com/images/necrons]

Screw that gimme CHAOS FOR IT IS POWER

KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD
KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD
KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD
KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD

No way man! Those in power with the Chaos stay in power, they never give it up! Necrons are the way to go, they will, and I quote from Dalek:

"EXTERMINATE"
"ANNIHILATE"
"DESTROY"

Aah screw this im going with the greater good

screw the taou FOR THE EMPEROR

 

[Uncompetative]

The ability to fly away and punch you in the face.

Oh, wow... I laughed so hard at this I started crying... I'm okay now, thankfully.

 

[Plauged1]

I don't need powers.
Just give me a bat or a quarterstaff or something.

I will beat them all to death even if I end up bleeding out from bite wounds.

Team me up with him, that way I can use his corpse as a distraction so that I can use my summoning super power, and finish the rest off.=) I guess Ill resurrectt him, I might need another distracion later.=P

 

[eelel]

The ability to become a C'tan, preferably all of the remaining four C'tans into one awsome C'tan, and turn those hobos into my minions that will take part in bringing the Red Harvest down upon this world BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! [http://photobucket.com/images/necrons]

Screw that gimme CHAOS FOR IT IS POWER

KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD
KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD
KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD
KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD

No way man! Those in power with the Chaos stay in power, they never give it up! Necrons are the way to go, they will, and I quote from Dalek:

"EXTERMINATE"
"ANNIHILATE"
"DESTROY"

Aah screw this im going with the greater good

screw the taou FOR THE EMPEROR

there numbers are large but their armies are weak

no mater how well equiped an army is the army with more numbers can eventualy destroy even the most tecnologicly advanced army

 

[eelel]

The ability to become a C'tan, preferably all of the remaining four C'tans into one awsome C'tan, and turn those hobos into my minions that will take part in bringing the Red Harvest down upon this world BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! [http://photobucket.com/images/necrons]

Screw that gimme CHAOS FOR IT IS POWER

KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD
KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD
KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD
KHORNE DEMANDS BLOOD

No way man! Those in power with the Chaos stay in power, they never give it up! Necrons are the way to go, they will, and I quote from Dalek:

"EXTERMINATE"
"ANNIHILATE"
"DESTROY"

Aah screw this im going with the greater good

screw the taou FOR THE EMPEROR

there numbers are large but their armies are weak

no mater how well equiped an army is the army with more numbers can eventualy destroy even the most tecnologicly advanced army

Only to the general without tactics

while that is true in some cases there are times where even tactics won't win you the batle

 

[dcomproductions]

i'd go with the power to change reality at will, now the hobos have guns and i have a bat. more fun for me(i win cuz hobos cant buy bullets)