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Fniff

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You were just minding your own business,when suddenly,your town got invaded by aliens! Oh Noes!

The government arrive,though,and launch an attack on the aliens! Cool!

But,sadly,they all get killed.

The aliens then put a barrier to prevent people from leaving the town,or entering it.

So,what do you do now? Show these aliens who is boss? Loot,loot loot? Kill yourself?
 

El Poncho

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I will propose team battle to the death, humans select their best they select their best, only bodily parts allowed, if the humans win we get some of their awesome technology we lose then we are trapped for eternity, then I will try resume life as normal.../cry

(also only if the aliens don't look like they can kick our arses:p)
 

Amnestic

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Tear open the very fabric of reality with my magic, sucking all the aliens into an interdimensional vortex which spaghetti-fies (SCIENTIFIC TERM HONEST) every one of them.

Or just, you know, don't. Probably find a cute lass and spend the rest of my days making us feel awesome.
 

Jamienra

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id be screwed seeing as im diabetic. would these aliens have insulin by any chance? if not WAR!!
 

JemJar

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I'd totally post a thread on the Escapist asking the people on here what I should do about it.
 

Spaghetti

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Because it's aliens, I'd sit and wait to see what happens. These are clearly forces beyond my control.

Although at some point I'd probably try communicating with them and see what's up
 

TheZapper

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probably nothing, just carry on as normal until eventually they came to deal with me. I'm not exactly the kind of guy who starts a rebellion.
 

Fniff

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JemJar said:
I'd totally post a thread on the Escapist asking the people on here what I should do about it.
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Do you have any food? Cos,the food ran out months ago. And they are still here. Not giving us food. They also brought their pets.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Well, first I'd try diplomacy.
And when that didn't work, I'd adopt an austrian accent, make a minigun out of spare car parts and old socks, and go KILL SHIT, YO

(Oh Arnie, you have the answer for everything)
 

Aesir23

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Ummm, underground resistance group? Much like what the french did during WWII?
 

Fniff

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Mr.Tea said:
Fniff said:
You were just minding your own business,when suddenly,your town got invaded by aliens! Oh Noes!

The government arrive,though,and launch an attack on the aliens! Cool!

But,sadly,they all get killed.

The aliens then put a barrier to prevent people from leaving the town,or entering it.

So,what do you do now? Show these aliens who is boss? Loot,loot loot? Kill yourself?
What do they do? Do they just occupy peacefully? Do they pillage, burn and rape? Do they take us prisoner and experiment? Do they line us up and shoot/disintegrate us? Can we communicate with them? Do they understand us/Do we understand them?

More details, man! (E.g: I wouldn't take up arms and die like a moron if they were just defending themselves.)
I'll go into detail.

Ahem..

They are basically schizophrenic in their attitude. Sometimes they are rounding you lot up for half alien-half human experiments,sometimes they are just impregnating you with there demon spawn that eats you from the inside out. They also carry very good weapons. Not lasers or anything,it just scrambles your atoms and makes you not exist. They seem to be quite barbaric,and usually ignores you if you aren't stirring up any trouble,though they do kill you if you come close. They also own hover buggies and some use human weapons,if they can figure them out.
 

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Fniff said:
1)You were just minding your own business,when suddenly,your town got invaded by aliens! Oh Noes!
2)The government arrive,though,and launch an attack on the aliens! Cool!
3)But,sadly,they all get killed.
4)The aliens then put a barrier to prevent people from leaving the town,or entering it.
5)So,what do you do now? Show these aliens who is boss? Loot,loot loot? Kill yourself?
1)Invite them for lunch, take them on a tour of the neighborhood.
2)Tell those government bastards to get off my property.
3)Pick their pockets.
4)Guess my roommate won't be going to work that day.
5)Return to the original plan of lunch & touring.