What do you hate?

[Assassin Xaero]

My parents bought me coca-cola. Waaaaah! I wanted and I only drink pepsi. It's just not the same =[

That makes me think of Suicidal Tendencies. >_>

 

[effilctar]

I can't! I rack the disciprine!

Then fail; we don't really care. It's your future you're fucking up, not ours.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Damnit, my buddies 360 red ringed and now he wont stop bothering me to use mines.

I don't want to play Ultimate Alliance 2, I want to play the Reach beta.

 

[oppp7]

I hate oppp7. He is an annoying achievement-whoring friend-betraying elitist who's sole purpose is to make an ass out of himself and make us feel better about ourselves.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I can't! I rack the disciprine!

Then fail; we don't really care. It's your future you're fucking up, not ours.

Oh, it'll get done, I just wish that I could get things out of the way quicker. I didn't get to the 3rd year of uni by 'failing'.

 

[Marmooset]

Barack Obama is president. WAAH.

Fox News and Sarah Palin and "The Religious Right" are giving us Republicans a bad name.

You don't think 8 years of Bush did that?

Never said I liked him, either. At it's core, Republicans aren't about anti-gay, pro-life, etc. That BULLSHIT stems from the fucking religious shit.

You guys take the Republican party back from them, and I'm back on board.

Seriously - you don't know how often I wanna punch myself for knowing my votes make Barbara Streisand happy.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

the 1980's

 

[Deadlock Radium]

My parents bought me coca-cola. Waaaaah! I wanted and I only drink pepsi. It's just not the same =[

What? Don't you drink Coke?

My parents bought me a non alcohol cider instead of Coca Cola just half an hour ago..

 

[Marmooset]

My parents bought me coca-cola. Waaaaah! I wanted and I only drink pepsi. It's just not the same =[

That makes me think of Suicidal Tendencies. >_>

Excuse me? Would you care to explain yourself?

Oooh! I can:
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[Mrsoupcup]

It's time to vent your hate it could be anything from a bad ending or to a game to that axehole neighbor you might have.
I'll start I hate it when my brother forgets to wear pants.

When my cat ruins my har style while I take a nap. (Luckily I just got a buzz cut, so for now I can go to school not looking like a coss player)

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

My stupid hick nieghbors burn their trash (it stinks) and one member of their family is a morbidly obese old man who frequently walks around their front yard half naked.

Also, the ending of Bioshock sucks.

 

[Nincompoop]

I can't fucking concentrate enough to write a 4,000 word paper, due on the 11th, because I have the fucking attention span of a hamster on Redbull! GAHHHHHHH!!!

Okay, now that was the funniest sentence I have read for weeks. If it's okay with you, I'd like to use that from now on... hamster on redbull... lmao.

__
In the recent time, terrible things have happened at an alarming rate, and it frustrates me as I have a delicate personality.

It's not funny!
I really need to do this work, but it's like there's something in my brain stopping me from fulfilling my true potential as an academic. I think I'm better suited to action rather than the desk, I want to do something other than school. I've been in education for pretty much my whole life (I'm 22), I'm just tired of it all, I want to do things but you can't these days unless you have a degree.

Sorry for making something humorous out of your troubles, but I just found it very funnily written.

What is it about? And what kind of paper is it?

Either way, the best thing to do is always lay a plan and think about what you want to write. If you have a very firm idea about what you are gonna write, it isn't so terrible if you don't start early. Maybe write a list of what you are gonna write in your paper.

Best of lucks anyhow.

 

[Madkipz]

Why can't people put politics threads in the Politics section instead of fucking Off Topic.

because politics = rage and grief. Sometimes i actually stop and consider voting then i realise id probably sell my vote to the highest bidder because at this point the system is automated and i end up not really careing.

THESE PEOPLE WILL PISS YOU AND ME OFF SO MUCH AS THEY GOD DAMN PLEASE

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I need to write something incredibly creative for my RP but I have writers block!

Calumon: Jack won't be quiet! >.<

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I can't fucking concentrate enough to write a 4,000 word paper, due on the 11th, because I have the fucking attention span of a hamster on Redbull! GAHHHHHHH!!!

Okay, now that was the funniest sentence I have read for weeks. If it's okay with you, I'd like to use that from now on... hamster on redbull... lmao.

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In the recent time, terrible things have happened at an alarming rate, and it frustrates me as I have a delicate personality.

It's not funny!
I really need to do this work, but it's like there's something in my brain stopping me from fulfilling my true potential as an academic. I think I'm better suited to action rather than the desk, I want to do something other than school. I've been in education for pretty much my whole life (I'm 22), I'm just tired of it all, I want to do things but you can't these days unless you have a degree.

Sorry for making something humorous out of your troubles, but I just found it very funnily written.

What is it about? And what kind of paper is it?

Either way, the best thing to do is always lay a plan and think about what you want to write. If you have a very firm idea about what you are gonna write, it isn't so terrible if you don't start early. Maybe write a list of what you are gonna write in your paper.

Best of lucks anyhow.

Thanks. Starting is always the hardest part for me. Imagine if you will, a huge boulder. t takes me weeks to get the boulder to budge, but as soon as I get it rolling I just breeze through an essay like it was nothing.
I do law & criminology, this particular paper is for criminology, I decided to write about corporate crime/killing and why it's so difficult to distinguish the harm and how to pin the blame on an individual, amongst other things.

 

[Mister Benoit]

I bought Fable II when it came out, got about 6 hours into it when my 360 RROD for the 3rd time.
Got my Xbox 360 back 2 weeks later, played Fable II for another 2 hours which ended with a boss fight that I didn't have to actually fight.

 

[Nincompoop]

I can't fucking concentrate enough to write a 4,000 word paper, due on the 11th, because I have the fucking attention span of a hamster on Redbull! GAHHHHHHH!!!

Okay, now that was the funniest sentence I have read for weeks. If it's okay with you, I'd like to use that from now on... hamster on redbull... lmao.

__
In the recent time, terrible things have happened at an alarming rate, and it frustrates me as I have a delicate personality.

It's not funny!
I really need to do this work, but it's like there's something in my brain stopping me from fulfilling my true potential as an academic. I think I'm better suited to action rather than the desk, I want to do something other than school. I've been in education for pretty much my whole life (I'm 22), I'm just tired of it all, I want to do things but you can't these days unless you have a degree.

Sorry for making something humorous out of your troubles, but I just found it very funnily written.

What is it about? And what kind of paper is it?

Either way, the best thing to do is always lay a plan and think about what you want to write. If you have a very firm idea about what you are gonna write, it isn't so terrible if you don't start early. Maybe write a list of what you are gonna write in your paper.

Best of lucks anyhow.

Thanks. Starting is always the hardest part for me. Imagine if you will, a huge boulder. t takes me weeks to get the boulder to budge, but as soon as I get it rolling I just breeze through an essay like it was nothing.
I do law & criminology, this particular paper is for criminology, I decided to write about corporate crime/killing and why it's so difficult to distinguish the harm and how to pin the blame on an individual, amongst other things.

I have it in a similar way actually. I have a hard time getting my sh*t together and start the damned assignments, but when I do them, they usually end up quite good.
I think the term is 'minimum effort, maximum result' students. But to be honest, being awfully smart and not doing jacksh*t about it doesn't get you anywhere in the real life.

Anyhow, your paper sounds interesting. I'd like to help, but I don't know squat about Law and Criminology. I am more of a chemist/physicist type. Or a musician. But anyhow, I don't have any advice for your particular kind of paper as I have no experience in anything like it. The best would probably to be questioning Law and Criminology forums (if there are any Lol).

But good luck.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

My parents bought me coca-cola. Waaaaah! I wanted and I only drink pepsi. It's just not the same =[

That makes me think of Suicidal Tendencies. >_>

Excuse me? Would you care to explain yourself?

They have a song called Institutionalized...

Spoiler: Part of the Lyrics

[...]
I go:
Mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't
you get me a pepsi?
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
[...]

 

[Cabisco]

Holy shit I apologise, calling him Jack Straw is one hell of an insult. Though I like the fact you have him in these forums, a small part of me wants to channel the pure evil that is a certain labour supporter into my avatar. Any guess who I mean, if it helps his real name is 'The Dark Lord'?

Too right, Major could beat Straw at cricket anyday.

Well we have Boris J here somewhere, and [user]FatManSpoon[/user] uses Blair.

Ahh Mandy, such a funny little man. I have a picture of him with his thumb up and a evil expression I could send you if you can't find any decent pictures.

haha I think it's wonderful you knew exactly who I meant, he acts as though he observed humans and then attempted to copy them, rather than being human himself. My only problem now is that once I find the picture, I might call forth the devil into my computer.

 

[Cabisco]

haha I think it's wonderful you knew exactly who I meant, he acts as though he observed humans and then attempted to copy them, rather than being human himself. My only problem now is that once I find the picture, I might call forth the devil into my computer.

Such a funny man.

I have a picture of when he was pelted with green custard - Looks like he's melting. Quite funny.

Also, should you want it.

Spoiler: Gladiator?

Useful for when you get a idiotic response in a argument or when talking to someone who uses L3375P3ak.

That picture will do just fine thanks. God I have no idea why he appears so evil, but he does. It would appear that British politicians are invading the Escapist, we should totally make our own super hero league...