What do you ride into battle?

[theheroofaction]

Some sort of supernatural being created from the crushed souls of my enemies, and the lamentations of their women.

Alternatively: rollerskates.

Or you could ride on supernatural rollerskates created from the crushed souls of your enemies and the lamentation of their women

 

[Shadowtek]

forget riding anything in... i'll sneak in

 

[Romblen]

A motercycle...on top a monster truck, on top of a horse

...

That's also on fire!

 

[___________________]

A shiny tank. That'll show them cats a lesson.

 

[loc978]

My friend tim.....WHAT?!!?!? thats not gay. I jump on his back and he runs people down while i swing at them...We turn into "and I shit you not" MEGATRON!! We have hurt some people

Aw man... wasted a perfectly good setup to turn into Mecha-Shiva! [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6dlip_mecha-shiva_shortfilms]

 

[fnlrpa]

A T-Rex named Rexie wearing adamantine armor

 

[WanderingFool]

It's been said above, but

Spoiler

This, but...

and my fucking image isnt working,

http://www.roflposters.com/armored-bear-f-licking-hell-armored-bear/230724/

 

[Terminate421]

I call dibs on Toothless!

 

[Russian_Assassin]

An ostrich.

Here:

 

[Mazza35]

I shall ride the winds into glorious battle! Hurling flaming balls of urine at my foes! All whilst throwing them into each other, somehow exploding them!

 

[BinaryCrystal]

Battlefield 2142: BTR-4 Romanov

Huzza for jump pods!

 

[joshthor]

elephant.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

This guy.

Yeah, that would the top choice.

Part of me will aways want a chickenleg mount (basically darker+edgier choccobos). Or a Sherman Crab.

 

[PastTheFeeling]

Batumbler.

 

[MEEBO17]

One of the horses of the apocalypse, probably War's. Damn that would be cool.

 

[Gudrests]

My friend tim.....WHAT?!!?!? thats not gay. I jump on his back and he runs people down while i swing at them...We turn into "and I shit you not" MEGATRON!! We have hurt some people

Aw man... wasted a perfectly good setup to turn into Mecha-Shiva! [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6dlip_mecha-shiva_shortfilms]

LOL but yeah...we do that...and hit people...and they fall....optimous prime is the other way around...and he's kinda big...so we dont do that as much...optimous prime moves very slowly

 

[blankedboy]

I'd throw a saddle on Cthulu.

Did I win?

No, I ninja'd you ^^

 

[lastwanderer]

cyberanzilla its a cybernetic dragon whats not to love

 

[kaveradeo]

I would ride the famous Age of Empires Cobra Car!

Spoiler

That thing will fuck shit up.

OT: Phoenix. nothing beats the unkillable.

 

[theheroofaction]

When my raptor is unavailable, I'm forced to ride a mere lion