What do you ride into battle?

[interspark]

or...

thread won out of originality

Spoiler: alternitively...

armies cripple at the meow of the laser cat!!!

 

[Nickolai77]

A lemun russ will do me fine:

I'm the guy with the sword.

 

[BENZOOKA]

I've got two choices:

Shadowfax
or
Huan

 

[Angus565]

An Ostrich.

ONWARD DANIEL!

 

[Xero Scythe]

I will ride a Raikou. Yes, I will ride a fucking Lightning Lion, that can outrun a freakin' missile, and can call down Heaven's Wrath upon my foes. Suck it, terrorists.

 

[Dfskelleton]

A FREAKING SHOGGOTH

You don't screw around with Shoggoths.

Erm. Where do you erm. Sit... Everything is a mouth or an apendage.

I see your shoggoth and raise you a dragon demon.

Well played, good sir BiscutTrouser.
BUT:
Is your demon dragon a match for THIS?!

I thought not.
[h4]THERE IS NO MATCH TO THE ADORABLE PUPPY.[/h4]

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I will ride this:

To clarify, when I say "riding", I mean I will be standing on top of it.

 

[0mn1p0t3ntg6y]

I shall march into battle on a pink styrafoam war chariot pulled by 7 and a half rainbow squirrels. All of them will be named Slithers.

 

[theguitarhero6]

Cthulhusaurus Rex, they exist, (if I just knew how to work HTML, faceplam)

 

[Sir Bob]

A white stallion named Jimmy, and together we shall kick fear in the face. Onward, Jimmy!

 

[Poofs]

i will ride upon a flying whale
he will have a Monocle and a Top Hat
his name will be Johnathon

 

[Austin Howe]

Plus I would have a gun that shoots shurikens and lighting.

Isn't that Postal 2?

 

[revolutionaification]

Is this even a serious question?
Garrus Vakarian of course.


Oh! "Into battle", not before it..

Urz then. Seriously, who doesn't love that varren?

 

[Not-here-anymore]

A Gyarados

Spoiler: Like so:

You know it would be awesome!

 

[LogieBear]

Gordan Freeman
I dare you to stand before him charging towards you =P

 

[WeOwnTheSky]

A MAGICAL DRAGON OF MAGICAL AWESOME ABILITIES.

 

[Obsideo]

A FREAKING SHOGGOTH

You don't screw around with Shoggoths.

...Where do you stand on it?

EDIT: Fuck, ninja'd.

 

[Nouw]

I ride frikkin' tanks into battle. My face is my- my faith is my shield. I will be victorious, in the name of the Emperor!

[http://photobucket.com]

I believe this beats your tank :/

Challenge Accepted, I beat everything in this thread!

 

[Pyromaniak3]

No thats a Zero Punctuation Quote.

 

[Ulixes Dimon]

Strider yes?