What do you say when...

[Jark212]

I'd cry and thank the heavens and die of shock.

Same here...

But first look around to see if she has any giggling friends somewhere...

 

[Trifixion]

I would pull out a random holy symbol and scream "BACK, DEMON!" because she's obviously either a vampire or a succubus of some sort. Otherwise, this would never, ever happen to me.