What do YOU taste like?

Wondermint13

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Ok so if some beastly thing or someone was to take a generous bite out of one part of you or another before savouring it a good few seconds. What would you like to think it tasted of?
For those who dont enjoy the thought of being bitten.. What would a lick say about your taste?

Personally if somebody was chewing on me in some ferocious manner, I would like to think I tasted of Taurine.. that little ingredient that gives energy drinks their peculiar taste. Maybe blended in with a hint of watermelon because it's the only fruit I enjoy eating copious ammounts of..

So..?
 

Batfred

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Bacon. I have had the bad luck to be able to smell myself while I burn. I smell of bacon ergo, I must taste of bacon. Stands to reason. Also, as bacon is the god of foods.... what does that make me?
 

Wondermint13

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Y'know I was tempted to ask THAT OTHER kind of taste but worried it might offend somebody.
Feel free to share anyway. I might expand the question a little anyway.
 

Alon Shechter

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I would taste like warm corn.
I have this exact answer because I tasted my own blood plenty of times and it tastes like warm corn.
 

BENZOOKA

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The most delicious strawberries with some whipped cream. I taste THAT good.
 

Fetzenfisch

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Magic!And shooting stars. Or maybe like a salted piece of iron, wich's actually what a fresh piece of human does taste like.
 

Kiba The Wolf

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I would most likely taste like salt, blood, chicken, and piss ( becasue if something bit me then I would most likely piss my self).
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Pork.
So would everyone. Human beings taste like pork.

Arthur Shawcross said so and that guy seems legit.