What do you think rule No. 1 of the Internet should be?

[ALuckyChance]

Rule #1: For the love of god, don't look at /B/. I'm begging you here.

 

[Mikaze]

You must be at least this literate to use the internet, use of '1337 speak' or abuse of abbreviations will result the confiscation of your internet license.

 

[Simskiller]

Turn off your caps lock key.

WHAT ABOUT HOLDING DOWN SHIFT KEY?

OT: No shirt, no shoes, no service: Don't use video chat unless you're fully clothed.

What about no pants? I hate wearing pants as I feel they restrict me too much.

OT: If you're gonna troll, do so entertainingly.

 

[elementsoul]

1. Japan is now banned from the internet.

Ok so we can take away Nico Nico Douga, Gurren Lagann, 65% of all memes, Touhou, and basically everything else. Yeah. Real smart move banning Japan.

Sorry, buddy, but the only thing on that list that I've even HEARD of are memes, and frankly I wouldn't morn their loss. So I think I'll stand by my previous statement.

That would remove Seven Samurai(that's the film not the anime) from netflix so I wouldn't be able to watch it. Note I'm in Canada and we only have streaming not mailing.

That may be, but when you consider the absolutely MASSIVE amount of disgusting porn that would also be removed, I think you'll agree that it's a good move in the long run.

I've seen some of, if not the worse of it. Trust me there is much worse out there.

 

[Dorian6]

The only rule I put in every website terms of use I've ever written:

"Don't be a dick."

Ah yes, "Wheaton's rule"

 

[Polaris19]

You don't want the world to see it, don't post it.

 

[arbiter592]

Nothing because no matter what, I wouldnt feel right encroaching on other people's right to free speech

 

[nerd51075]

1. Don't talk about /b/.

2. Do not talk about /b/.

This. The Internet already has a Rule #1 (and #2).

 

[Frotality]

anonymity is a lie; big brother is watching you, and he knows where you live. and he does NOT tolerate bullshit.

 

[Jark212]

"Chill out, and have a good time."

I think everyone could easily obey that rule...

 

[katsumoto03]

If your friends tell you to check out 'Meatspin' don't fucking do it!

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

No trolling.

i disagree. trolling must exist, for great justice. without trolls, we would have no funny memes. without trolls, old memes would never die. without trolls, new/oldfags would have noone to hate but eachother. Most importantly, there would be a distinct shortage of lulz to be had. noone wants the days before newgrounds, do they?

 

[A Pious Cultist]

The only rule I put in every website terms of use I've ever written:

"Don't be a dick."

This is the first time I've ever been happy to have been ninja'd by the first reply.

 

[Romidude]

Weeaboos, keep your fucking loli to yourself.

Hey screw you dude, some people here like that! Not saying that I do...

I love it when Weeaboos defend Pedophillia.

>Implying I'm a weeaboo.

Sorry, I actually didn't read past the exclamation mark, I didn't notice it in the message, I now see you were joking. .-.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

You must be over 18 to be online.

That will get rid of 90% of the people online who I can't stand.

 

[Ken Sapp]

Rule the first: Don't.
Rule the second: If you wouldn't do it or say it amongst friends, family or strangers in the real world who could immediately respond by smacking, punching, stabbing, shooting, or otherwise cause you harm and or embarrassment then you should refrain from doing or saying it on the internet as well.

 

[aakibar]

The only rule I put in every website terms of use I've ever written:

"Don't be a dick."

this covers a lot of ground but is the base for all interweb rules. Also make sure your grammar is acceptable for the site you are on.