What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dango]

Eats nails for breakfast... without any milk.

 

[Scde2]

Isn't falling.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is really a fish-person.

 

[Scde2]

Likes fishsticks.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Wishes A&W would name a burger after him.

 

[Scde2]

Has lips like morphine.

 

[kaveradeo]

Knows his hard drugs.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Knows his soft drugs.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Was once defeated by Canada post.
He had his revenge.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Damn rights I had my revenge!
OT: Is the one who brought the system down in the first place! The system is down! They're taking over!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Was once defeated by Taco Bell. He never paid them back.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

But I likes the Taco Bell! My only regret is that we don't have one where I live. I have to settle for Taco Time. Ugh!

OT: Got stuck trying to back out of his driveway.

 

[Scde2]

Doesn't realize in Soviet Russia, driveway backs out of you!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

he has a bizarre fetish that hes too ashamed to mention

 

[Scde2]

Really thinks that's a secret of mine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has hit a car. A stationary car. With a brick.

 

[Lust]

Has a morbid fascination with the letter Q.

 

[Scde2]

Sued the letter Q for damages.

 

[Lust]

Cheated on Q with A.

 

[Scde2]

Doesn't realize that Q brought it on itself and deserved it.