What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[AwesomeExpress]

Likes to shave cats and sell them as hairless.

 

[Rooster893]

He secretly loves Rebecca Black.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Lip sings along to every song. xD

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Sings out loud to every song, and frequents karaoke bars, showing up in costume every night.

 

[Dango]

Carries a boombox around, showing all the kids his phat beats, yo.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Wears a cap... at a tilt, yo! xD

 

[Dango]

Has all the coolest digs, son.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Something real... what that word you used? >.>

 

[Ren3004]

Fights the power.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Stand in front of the power!

 

[Ren3004]

Has an unhealty addiction to Skittles.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Has tasted the rainbow... it didn't taste good.

 

[Ren3004]

Likes to sing in the rain... naked.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Likes salt plan.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Made of badgers.

 

[Ren3004]

Eats badgers.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Loves the feeling of the "S" key

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Dresses up as the top half of a horse on tuesdays, thursdays, and saturdays, and dresses as the bottom half on the other days.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Doesn't believe that days start with capitals.

What did they ever do to you! T^T

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Cries every time someone doesn't capitalize a day, for hours.