What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Is secretly a sweet, kind and selfless person who gives immense amounts of time and effort to charities.

 

[Robert632]

Only goes to charities to make up for the prostitutes he murders.

 

[Scde2]

Has a two second memory.

 

[Robert632]

Forgot to remember his lunch.

 

[AvsJoe]

Can slam a revolving door, and has done so today.

 

[Lust]

Is actually a goomba.

 

[AvsJoe]

He might be a tumor.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Secretly HATES Yoshi

 

[AvsJoe]

Dislikes the concept of badges.

 

[Lust]

Actually likes Toad more than Yoshi...............

 

[AvsJoe]

Really, really likes Toad. As more than a friend, if you know what I mean.

 

[Lust]

Is plotting to kick Yoshi off a cliff after he hatches.

 

[kaveradeo]

Is a heartless fiend.

 

[Robert632]

Collided with Mars to become the Earths moon.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Speaks backwards regularly.

 

[Sam G]

Speaks backwards very quickly in binary code regularly.

 

[G-Virus]

Wishes he knew binary code.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Knows binary.

 

[kaveradeo]

Knows trinary.

 

[Scde2]

Knows quadary.