Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 Apr 23, 2015 #10,323 Proceeded to eat the aforementioned Lego.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Apr 23, 2015 #10,324 Owns more Trixie Tang pornography than is acceptable
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #10,325 Has a sex dungeon on standby.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 25, 2015 #10,326 Knows where the resistance members are.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Apr 26, 2015 #10,327 Played Dark Souls that one time, then had to attend therapy
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Apr 28, 2015 #10,329 Sometimes forgets to put their trousers on.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Apr 28, 2015 #10,331 Refers to his cousin as "The thing that should not let it be"
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Apr 29, 2015 #10,333 Still can't comprehend that he has hands
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Apr 29, 2015 #10,335 When girls make obscene gestures at him, he feels likes he's walking on air
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 Apr 29, 2015 #10,336 Wants to pour malt vinegar on everything and everyone.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Apr 30, 2015 #10,339 Cut their thumb opening a bottle of juice
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 30, 2015 #10,340 Nearly suffocated on a box drink once because he didn't know how to open it.
