Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,401 Accidentally got the time code wrong and maimed a civilian.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,402 In haste threw a bomb down the laundry chute
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,403 Considers himself an Apache helicopter.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,404 He was 9 years overdue when he was born
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,405 Has little hearts drawn on the inside of his helmet.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,406 Was in such a hurry he accidentally body checked a Devastator Marine into a fruit stall
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,407 Left his bolter behind on the last campaign and had to liberate one from an ex-colleague.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,408 Started up a helicopter and the chuffing rotors flew straight off
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,409 Put the wrong fuel mix into the Thunderbird and flooded the engine, so he had to tip the thing sideways to empty it out again.
Put the wrong fuel mix into the Thunderbird and flooded the engine, so he had to tip the thing sideways to empty it out again.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,410 Posed as a Gynaecologist for obvious reasons, but quit when he had to attend the plague victims
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,411 Took up doctoring but was thrown out after three days for excessive amputation.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,412 Somehow managed to overturn an aircraft carrier
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,414 Glued someone back together in a soup can
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,415 Got lost in a church once for an hour.
Dalek Caan Pro-Dalek, Anti-You Feb 12, 2011 2,871 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,416 Austined Powered his car once in a Family Only space, at a school.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,417 Got a banana stuck in his plunger device.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 27, 2015 #10,418 Is on the run from the Adeptus Arbites after he spied on a female magistrate undressing
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 27, 2015 #10,420 Jousted someone while riding a tea-trolley
