Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 19, 2015 #10,681 Lost the Sexiest Space Marine competition to that Librarian again.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 19, 2015 #10,682 Pretended to be military to get free drinks
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 19, 2015 #10,683 Impersonated a police officer for a bit on Sunday.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 20, 2015 #10,684 Keeps the fruit juice full by peeing it back into the carton
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 20, 2015 #10,685 Tries to recycle bananas by...uh, you don't want to know.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 20, 2015 #10,687 Starred in five Michael Bay films as Woman Who Bends Over Things In A Crowdpleasing Manner.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 20, 2015 #10,688 Shafted a blow-up doll of himself by accident
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 20, 2015 #10,689 Derailed the yoghurt train at the gala.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 21, 2015 #10,690 Imagines there are quick-time events when he plays tennis
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 22, 2015 #10,696 Donated to Kanye West's Kanye West Fund For The Advancement Of Kanye West.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 22, 2015 #10,698 Once got so angry he crushed his favourite testicle
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 22, 2015 #10,699 Was responsible for the career of Chris Brown.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 23, 2015 #10,700 Pulled someone's spine out of their ass
