What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dango]

Is really part dog.

 

[Sacman]

Doesn't really like starfish...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is actually a zombie.

 

[Scde2]

Is part intellectual.

 

[Lust]

Has a cheese fetish.

 

[Timotei]

Helped Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Watched someone watch someone else drown.

 

[Scde2]

Writes for sitcoms.

 

[Lust]

Burns dictionaries.....

 

[Scde2]

Drinks buckets by the coke load...

 

[Valkyrie101]

Coke drinks him, by the bucket load.

Good to be back in this thread.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is not glad to be in this thread.

 

[Scde2]

Sings his whole household asleep.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Serenades turnips.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Uses tape as an garnish.

 

[kaveradeo]

Is filled with LIES.

 

[GrinningManiac]

IS SECRETLY A CROSS-DRESSING WOMAN

...WHO IS IN TURN AN ALLIGATOR

RUN AWAAAAAY

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

Secretly stalks couples and makes it a threesome

 

[kaveradeo]

CANT... STOP... SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*glares.
i was ninjad.

 

[Lust]

Has a bunny named Ted.