What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Mockingjay]

delights in shaving kittens.

 

[Dark42]

Dyes their hair.

 

[kaveradeo]

Isnt actually dark.

 

[Blue Musician]

Secretly doesn't has a hat. Nor is 2D.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly created all animals that are extinct.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is actually a lion.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Secretly has no secrets.

 

[Code Monkey]

Is the dark lord Sauron.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Knows that windmills do, in fact, work that way.

 

[Blue Musician]

He lives in a windmill.

 

[kaveradeo]

Does not have blue hair.

 

[capin Rob]

Isn't as Crzy As he looks.

 

[Dark42]

hates Headbands.

 

[Blue Musician]

He's a dwarf and has a knife bigger than him.

 

[Mcupobob]

Secretly is out to get me.

 

[Blue Musician]

Secretly is the clone of Lady Gaga.

 

[Datalord]

Secretly is a male clone of justin beiber

 

[Blue Musician]

Secretly is the neighbor of the real Justin Beiber and he loves reading Twilight.