What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

Euryalus · Oct 29, 2014

It's an under researched field... >.>

I'll bet he's anti research!

pyramid head grape · Oct 29, 2014

Reserch into ice cream soup was flawed! FUCKING R&D

street magician turned professional mugger!

Rabbitboy · Oct 29, 2014

Has a prostitute chained up in his basement. And not because he is into bdsm.

Also: Whooooo! 1000 posts baby!

pyramid head grape · Oct 29, 2014

He pays me to watch... >,.,>

GodofDisaster · Oct 30, 2014

He enjoys watching

UltraDeth · Oct 30, 2014

Puts sugar between their toes for good luck

Rabbitboy · Oct 30, 2014

Dislikes chocolate.

Barbas · Oct 30, 2014

Tried to eat a Faberge egg once.

UltraDeth · Oct 30, 2014

Would like to go up to person they admire and announce "We're not worthy!"

pyramid head grape · Oct 30, 2014

Likes sleeping in a crumby bed!

Euryalus · Oct 30, 2014

Has sexual fantasies involving Karl Marx and Plato.

RedDeadFred · Oct 30, 2014

Their safe word is "cacao" and they tend to abuse it.

UltraDeth · Oct 31, 2014

Went on a first date with a teddy bear

pyramid head grape · Oct 31, 2014

Fears coffins!

Barbas · Oct 31, 2014

They coughed on a baby by accident.

OmniscientOstrich · Oct 31, 2014

Has a deep seated fear of umbrellas.

Rabbitboy · Oct 31, 2014

Is the worlds most feared streaker.

RedDeadFred · Oct 31, 2014

Has about 20 trained rabbits that he uses for nefarious purposes.

UltraDeth · Oct 31, 2014

Has sexual attraction to bingo wings

RedDeadFred · Oct 31, 2014

Eats the shells of sunflower seeds.