What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Groxnax]

Has his own fight club.

 

[UltraDeth]

Sabotaged a famous person's car brakes

 

[Barbas]

Baked the cake that blew up the kitchens.

 

[UltraDeth]

Re-enacted his favourite car chase in the local park

 

[Albino Boo]

Quite likes cheese

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to hide a body in the back of Morrison's

 

[Albino Boo]

Shops at Nettos

 

[UltraDeth]

Travelled to a cave in Greenland to complain about the noise. But there was no noise, at all, so it was a complete waste of time.

 

[Albino Boo]

Stole Jeremy Clarkson's steak dinner

 

[UltraDeth]

Experimented to see how long he could go without having a slash. We'd rather not go into detail on that

 

[Barbas]

Wolfed down some Cheerios.

 

[Albino Boo]

Makes toast to throw at the ceiling

 

[UltraDeth]

Talks on the phone in a high-pitched voice

 

[Barbas]

Accidentally more or less invented the jam dance.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was left in charge of guarding the Vault, when the adventurers came back it was in tatters and he was frantically trying to tape it back to together

 

[Barbas]

Got his foot caught in the vault door.

 

[UltraDeth]

Attempted to steal a gunship on the back of a pick-up truck

 

[Albino Boo]

Plays squash with a guy named Gerald

 

[UltraDeth]

Had a pet Lemming once

 

[Albino Boo]

Has impure thoughts about newsreaders