What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

He's very religious when he's desperate.

 

[UltraDeth]

Doesn't even smell like roses.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

has a carpet fetish.

 

[UltraDeth]

Smoked all the cigars at the dinner party.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Knocked over a donut shop right next to the police station.

 

[UltraDeth]

Swallowed a load of aphrodisiacs before the college football game and was a danger to other players.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

has an unusual fascination with murlocs.

 

[UltraDeth]

Browned the kitchen floor and served it up.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wrote a Bridget Jones fanfic.

 

[UltraDeth]

Grew a beard at 6 months.

 

[UltraDeth]

Eats dough.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has seen fear in the eyes of man.
Knows the long dark that flows ever longer with each year
So this is the way the world ends...
Not with a bang but a whimper.


(I hate myself sometimes..)

 

[UltraDeth]

Eats the cereal straight from the box.

 

[Dr.Susse]

[small][sub]I actually just did that...[/sub][/small]

Has a direct video feed to every active user of this forum.

 

[Living_Brain]

Prefers his steak so raw it's still alive

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

keeps captured hippies locked up in his basement.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Pays Living_brain to do that.

 

[Marik2]

You drive a bus for a living

 

[Dr.Susse]

Still doesn't know what a selfie is and it's become too late to ask.