What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Shadyside]

You're leading a coup against the brazilian government.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Has to post forum games or will die within 24 hours.

 

[Shadyside]

you actually have useful knowledge

 

[Kae]

Isn't actually from Texas.

 

[Shadyside]

la rosa de guadalupe es tu favorito programa

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Can't locate Texas on a map.

 

[Kae]

Is a tea drinker.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Took so much LSD that they forgot they are actually a dog.

 

[Neuromancer]

Is actually a cat person.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Can't actually mance anything.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

His thumb has been in some dark places.

 

[Shadyside]

you go to dog fights

 

[Kae]

He goes to cock fights.

 

[Shadyside]

Tu tienes muchas tandas.

 

[Revnak]

Doesn’t know Spanish

 

[Kae]

He's not actually gay

 

[Shadyside]

You're a closet Catholic.

 

[Kae]

That they're a nun shitposting directly from the church.

 

[Shadyside]

You're a ruthless drug lord.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Top enforcer to drug lord Kae.