What do you usually get at chinese restaurants?

[Sleepy Sol]

General Tso's or Sesame chicken and Mongolian Beef with a lot of noodles. Also the occasional egg roll and egg drop soup.

 

[RicoGrey]

snonk

slerp

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So you're not going to a Chinese restaurant then. You're going to a generic Asian restaurant or you're actually going to Japanese restaurants and you don't understand the difference.

I do understand the difference, authentic Chinese restaurants serve burgers, dog, fries, rice, and raw fish. Japanese restaurants serve seaweed, cat, fortune cookies, and tuna on crackers.

Don't forget fermented eggs, fermented cabbage, fermented fish, deep fried monkey's paw, recompacted crab substitute stirfry, monkey, snake, bird vomit...

Yum.

You are thinking of Taiwan food, I suggest you spend a little time with my friend Wikipedia.

 

[ACman]

snonk

slerp

snorp

So you're not going to a Chinese restaurant then. You're going to a generic Asian restaurant or you're actually going to Japanese restaurants and you don't understand the difference.

I do understand the difference, authentic Chinese restaurants serve burgers, dog, fries, rice, and raw fish. Japanese restaurants serve seaweed, cat, fortune cookies, and tuna on crackers.

Don't forget fermented eggs, fermented cabbage, fermented fish, deep fried monkey's paw, recompacted crab substitute stirfry, monkey, snake, bird vomit...

Yum.

You are thinking of Taiwan food, I suggest you spend a little time with my friend Wikipedia.

Taiwan is actually the Republic of China not to be confused with the People's Republic of China.

Perhaps you are thinking of Thailand the land of stir fry everything with chilli, lime and fish sauce.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Actually, I love Chinese seafood, but I don't really know pinyin. So I'll just say lobster and crab with the funxi(?).

I don't know pinyin either (Cantonese speaker, and a lot of the anglicisations confuse the hell out of me...) but seeing as how I'm Chinese, I at least need to look like I know what I'm talking about! =P But the northern coastal provinces (though perhaps not Liaoning) are known for their seafood, the southern for their fry-ups and the inland ones for their spices. So it's all good as far as I'm concerned!

Don't forget fermented eggs, fermented cabbage, fermented fish, deep fried monkey's paw, recompacted crab substitute stirfry, monkey, snake, bird vomit...

Yum.

See as how you two are pretty much giving me an embolism, I'll just say that bird's nest soup is very nice, I'll have you know.

I do understand the difference, authentic Chinese restaurants serve burgers, dog, fries, rice, and raw fish. Japanese restaurants serve seaweed, cat, fortune cookies, and tuna on crackers.

Good grief... now to spread the piss-take what do they serve at Korean restaurants?!

 

[Lexodus]

Chinese food?

 

[FamoFunk]

I always go to Chinese buffets....I get everything! (fried dumplings = win)

Smart move, Sir!

I'm really bloody boring and I'm very content with just buying plain soft noodles and sweet and sour sauce. Occasionally I'll go all out and buy Chicken Balls, too. (good job it's not their actual balls)

 

[Megacherv]

I always go to Chinese buffets....I get everything! (fried dumplings = win)

This

Or Peking/Special Fried Rice (The name varies at different takeaways)