What do you want for Valentine's Day?

[camiilou]

Now I know a bunch of us on the Escapitst forum are going to be lonely with February 14th, but assuming you weren't a sad lonely sack of video game playing horse meat... what would you want? What would be the perfect gift for you?

And yes I know, Valentine's day is a commercial holiday and blah de blah, but let's put that aside and think about all the cool stuff we want!

 

[Julianking93]

A girlfriend

 

[Iron Criterion]

A girlfriend

This and if I can't have that I want people to stop rubbing the fact they are all happy couples in my face and let me get on with my miserable life.

 

[camiilou]

Here guys, let me try.
I want a gun made out of sunflowers that shoots chocolate into my mouth.

 

[Sassafrass]

A girlfriend

Either this or you, JK.

And for maybe the adverts at the top of the page to stop rubbing in the fact I have no one for Valentines Day. I like the ads, just not those ones for personalized number-plates as gifts for V-Day.

What type of gift is that, anyway?

 

[Julianking93]

A girlfriend

I said assuming you weren't a sad lonely sack of video game playing horse meat. English, do you speak it?

Yes, I speak English!

Then tell me, what does Marcellus Wallace look like!!??

Sorry. I missed that part.

 

[Zacharine]

A nice evening with my girlfriend: a good meal out, a starry night and perhaps her giving me a backrub followed by me giving her a full-body massage and then a candlelight bath...

A bit corny, but she seems to like stuff like that every now and then. And it's not like I object.

 

[Iron Criterion]

A girlfriend

I said assuming you weren't a sad lonely sack of video game playing horse meat. English, do you speak it?

Yeah but such a situation is impossible for most of us to imagine!

 

[Julianking93]

A girlfriend

Either this or you, JK.

Aww

I'll be your Valentine Sass. XD

 

[Blanks]

A date?

Fun times with friends i guess, that'd be a great way to spend the V-day (or any other day too haha)

 

[camiilou]

Then tell me, what does Marcellus Wallace look like!!??

He looks like a ***** obviously.

Well if you and other people did have girlfriends, what would you want from them?

 

[Zarthek]

A girlfriend

This and if I can't have that I want people to stop rubbing the fact they are all happy couples in my face and let me get on with my miserable life.

Can't argue with that, but honestly I hate Valentines, why celebrate love?
Also, WHY IN FEBRUARY?

 

[Julianking93]

Then tell me, what does Marcellus Wallace look like!!??

He looks like a ***** obviously.

Well if you and other people did have girlfriends, what would you want from them?

What? *shoots* [b/]DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?!![/b]

Fine, I'd want a nice romantic date from them that lasted from 10 that morning to 4 that evening

 

[camiilou]

Can't argue with that, but honestly I hate Valentines, why celebrate love?
Also, WHY IN FEBRUARY?

Because no one cares about dead presidents or black history.

 

[Iron Criterion]

A girlfriend

This and if I can't have that I want people to stop rubbing the fact they are all happy couples in my face and let me get on with my miserable life.

Can't argue with that, but honestly I hate Valentines, why celebrate love?
Also, WHY IN FEBRUARY?

Because capitalist swines have raped a religious holiday for their own gain, trouble is I normally buy into the whole thing as when I'm in a relationship I'm a happy, optimistic guy not this epitome of Nihilism I am now.

 

[dududf]

I wouldn't say no to walking into my old love of my life from a few years back and just saying "Hey" and maybe a small conversation.

I think my loneliness would be sated for a couple of years.

[sub]Why did I have to move... =[ [/sub]

 

[camiilou]

Also: I find it interesting that mostly I'm getting the idea that you would prefer something basically free over material goods. Such as

A nice evening with my girlfriend: a good meal out, a starry night and perhaps her giving me a backrub followed by me giving her a full-body massage and then a candlelight bath...

A bit corny, but she seems to like stuff like that every now and then. And it's not like I object.

or

Full anal privileges.

 

[Julianking93]

A girlfriend

This and if I can't have that I want people to stop rubbing the fact they are all happy couples in my face and let me get on with my miserable life.

Can't argue with that, but honestly I hate Valentines, why celebrate love?
Also, WHY IN FEBRUARY?

I guess it was the only month open for another holiday just to make money off of a fake feeling and people's misery.

Fuck Valentine's Day.

This is number 4 I'm going on without a girlfriend.