what do you want on your tombstone.

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

"That was the first time I died"....huh, references :3

WTF is that from? I know i've heard it before but i can't remember where!

Metal gear solid, or maybe Unskippable, they reference it too.

Nah, I wish it was MGS, lol (love that series)...Its actually from "the darkness". I think its a game where you play a mafia bosses son and in the first cutscene your killed in a highspeed car chase. Thats when he says that line. I guess its now kind of a funny meme thanks to Unskippable

Sorry for the double response people

 

[Nouw]

"I'm going to haunt all you assholes for not healing me fast enough!"

Well it is true.

 

[Instant K4rma]

"He was late to his own fuckin' funeral."

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

If you can read this you've pissed off my spirit. You have seven days

Or

Ok so it turns out taunting your enemy in an open war zone is not a good idea.

 

[PleaseDele]

"It always took him awhile to grasp reality, but like always, he caught up"

 

[Zac Smith]

I got a few good ones:

"I Told you I was ill...."

"HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!"

And stolen from @savageoblivi0n:

"insert coin to continue"

First one is what Spike Milligan has on his tombstone.

I'd like to be cremated as well, but if I had a tombstone, It would have my name, date of birth and death and a few nice words. Nothing fancy at all ^^

 

[Arrrgh_Bruce]

Free Candy.
Also alot of the original fable and fable 2 had decent ones

 

[Ctrl Awesome]

"Transform"

 

[theriddlen]

First!

 

[Superior Mind]

My cause of death. Tombstones would be far more interesting if they had that on them. If they're cool enough of course. Part of my run goes through a cemetary and there is one tombstone there for a guy who's name i can't remember but right below his name and dates is "Eaten by a Shark". Bam.

Or I'd go the Spike Milligan route and make a joke at my own expense. Can you believe they made him have "I told you I was ill" in gaelic because they felt the joke was unfitting for a cemetary? This is Spike fucking Milligan here, you allow him to do his thing wherever and whenever he wants, including when he's dead.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

"Im not dead!"

 

[Dutch 924]

Rest in peace (my name)
Born: The same day the word awesome was invented
Died: lol jk

 

[Android2137]

Well I intend to be cremated and scattered over the ocean. But if my family forgets.

"Here lies [name here]

1987-1922

We don't know how she did it either."

 

[Renegade-pizza]

Since I put my brain inside a robot...
Here lies my fleshy, carbon body.

 

[BanicRhys]

I don't want to be buried, I want go out in a blaze of glory, saving billions of lives in the process.


Basically...

 

[bentheiii]

I thought of a couple of new ones:
"you shot me...you shot me right in the arm!"
"I could probably tell you if there's an afterlife, but i won't- for the chuckles"
"this tombstone will self destruct in 3..2..1.."
"not even death can stop my inappropriate comedy"
(i'd leave no will for the next one)
"one of the graves in this graveyard contains all my belonging. they will be given to the first person who can find them.
i'd start by getting a shovel..."

 

[Renegade-pizza]

Also, I didn't see that creeper...

 

[Kecunk]

My tombstone will have no names or dates writen on it, it will simply say "Stop reading this."

 

[ShakerSilver]

Here lies (name).​

"If I return during the
zombie apocalypse,
it better be as a Tank."

or

"Respawning in 5,
Respawning in 4,
Respawning in 3,
Respawning in 2-
You were kicked from the server
Reason: Connection timed out."​

 

[SpireOfFire]

"Killed by a troll."