What do you want written on your grave stone?

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Either that or have a "Be Back Soon" label attached, and a single empty milk bottle next to the grave.

 

[Absimilliard]

"Gone to find out who's right, hoping for Valhalla"
or
"For safety reasons, maximum three dancers at a time"
or, to steal from these guys [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capuchin_Crypt]:
"What you are now I used to be; what I am now you will be..."

 

[Exius Xavarus]

Something like that. I don't know. Too young to think about dying.

 

[Crazy]

"Do not touch, violate, or molest this body lest ye be warned of being molested by the ghost."

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Born on a monday.

10 cookies for the person who knows where this is from!

GRUNDY KNOW!

Although it's probably from the old rhyme first.

 

[Athol]

I've always wanted "Damn, this respawn delay is a *****..."

 

[Zerazar]

"Stay a while and listen"
"I hope I was wrong"
"Don't play the thanatos roulette, it's rigged"

 

[Sassafrass]

"Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here."

Because why not?

 

[him over there]

The best I can think of is: Here lies- LOOK BEHIND YOU!
either that or respwawn in 9

 

[HalfTangible]

Here lies
AKA
(all my usernames)

Alternatively:

"I WANTED to die a virgin." Even if I do eventually muster up the desire to get laid.

 

[shadow.humper]

"Phoenix Down, plz"

 

[Malyc]

He died as he lived: on the edge, one step away from a fatal accident. Shouldn't have taken that last step...

 

[KrossBillNye]

Spoiler: Give or take I would love to see this posted on my tombstone exactly shown in here

 

[lRookiel]

"Dont fuck me...."

hehehe

 

[OneCatch]

I would want mine to be- Are you Happy now?

" Respawning in 9...8...7... "

or

" I'm with Stupid => "


Or, in luminescent paint:

"If this text is glowing, I've pressed the panic alarm."

EDIT:

Respawning in 10...9...8...

Dammit, Already done!

 

[springheeljack]

And he said: "Dance for us, atrocious nothing.

 

[That Greek Guy]

"I knew i would end up here eventually"

 

[Zerazar]

"Just as planned!"

 

[Lizardon]

I wish I could do something like to something like Penn and Teller did here.

Skip to 2:45

I'd like something funny, witty and original so that people may smile or chuckle when they see it, but I'm not clever enough to come up with anything.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

"Per aspera ad astra"

But i don't wanna grave. I want to be cremated. My ashes should end either in Holy Ganga or in deep space.

Ok, theres a lot of reasons why you would have that! Which one is yours?

Similar to this I would have 'Per Ardua Ad Astra' Replacing 'Hardships' with 'Adversity'. For me it is because it is the motto of the Royal Air Force, and that is what I do...!