What do you want written on your grave stone?

[Aralaas]

Dude, that's the most awesome gravestone quote I've ever heard! I wish the Escapist had a vote, or a favorite system, 'cause I would definitely "thumbs up" yours!

 

[Alexi089]

Tricky choice

If I wanted to try for a funny one I'd go for:

'I don't care how drunk you are! Piss on my grave and I'll drag you down to join me!' (Probably gonna lead to a very soggy grave)

'OI YOU! Avenge my death.'

Have an ivory cock and balls made up and placed a little infront of the gravestone, with a massive arrow on the gravestone pointing to them, and tiny writing at the tail-end of the arrow (so people had to come up close) saying 'Well, it won't suck itself...'

or 'I asked for marble. They got me concrete. Cheapskate fucking kids!'

If I wanted to be morbid I'd have:

'Think! Not long 'til you'll be here too!'

or ' got me before they found the cure. You know viruses can mutate, right?'

I may have put too much thought into this.

 

[Generalissimo]

mine would be:

BATTLE CONTROL OFFLINE...

AWAITING NEW DIRECTIVES.

 

[Shady Dealer]

hmm probbily song lyrics ofmr voltaire's Graveyard Picnic: "Look around thought you wont be found its just you Edgar Allen and me"

 

[Farther than stars]

"Final words: This looks like a dangerous thing to do."

To be honest I made up a really brilliant and orginal epitaph the other day, but now I can't remember it. I guess it's lost for ever.

 

[StorytellingIsAMust]

"Not really dead, just tired of living."

 

[Bernzz]

Choices, choices...

brb

Did nothing of importance.

Didn't press X.

Only some of the things I can think of.

 

[Dr.Susse]

"Oh it's you again.....hello."

Just that no name, no date of death.

 

[Spinozaad]

"I wanna be in a museum, stuffed and in a realistic position,
Like I'm hunting, calling someone, or buying something.
Way too busy to look up and see what was coming."

Or:

", Philosopher of history,
Now object of study by lesser minds.
And perpetually misunderstood."

 

[Verzin]

Here lies the most foul smelling human being who ever lived. he won the guineas world record for lack of personal hygiene.

 

[timb69]

Shot in the back by Buford Tannen over a matter of eighty dollars.

 

[Durgiun]

''The fat **** is dead.

PISS HERE''

10 points to anyone who gets it.

 

[Heronblade]

Would rather not have a gravestone at all, but if a memorial of some kind exists, I might go with my personal farewell "good fortune in your future endeavors"

 

[bmasta]

me me me
actually modest compared to some things you read on tombs

 

[Crazy]

"Here lies Princess Celestia of Equestria
June 21st 0 - December 31st 9999

'This coffin is empty because I'm not dead!'"

 

[FishBrains]

Something in Latin. Just to make me sound smart.

"Pone rosas hic asinus foramen"

or

"Tempus sagittis mauris gallus ubera mea genitalibus"

or

"i hic dare tempus"

Made the mistake of looking up the translations in class. Trauma.

Although I'm tempted by the creepy Lovecraft references (and expect to be chopped up for organ donations and then the rest cremated) I'd have to go with;

RAGE QUIT

 

[Lunar Templar]

"Do not touch, violate, or molest this body lest ye be warned of being molested by the ghost."

this, i like *steals for self*

Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are!

i c wot u did thar, i approve XD

 

[Hero in a half shell]

"Worm hotel below, free all you can eat buffet, first come first serve"

or

"Batcave emergency exit please do not block"

 

[dalek sec]

"I told you I was ill...."

"For the Emperor!"

Yeah.... I'm not really a creative person as you can see. D:

 

[killerwack]

I want it to say...
"Won the Game"