What do you want your last words to be?

Blackmagic1515

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Death is only the beginning. *evil grin as she dies*

Either that or 'This was my best top dammit!'

Cookies for anyone who can get both those references. =]
 

AfterAscon

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*Looking directly at the person nearest to me*
"God, you're ugly..."

or

"Achievement unlocked"
That'll be quite a good reference in 40+ years
 

GodofDisaster

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"Tell my wife....... Hello" (I don't actually have a wife) but still I would say it anyway for laughs.

Or: To a close friend "I swear if you touch any of my stuff I will hunt you for the rest of your life".

Or I could name every possible movie game etc spoiler there is. Btw was going to make those Spoiler tags as an example but I don't no how. Forgive the igonorance but I'm new here and still have a lot to learn.
 

dududf

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I'll haunt you forever if you make me into fossil fuel you ****ers.


Respawn in 5...4...3...

See! I told you government super soldiers was a good id-*BOOM*

This thing isn't loaded right?

Dude I have a awsome idea!

dude lets pimp up our science prject, by adding some thing extra to the volcano...

Hey wanna drink 10 energy drinks really fast ??!!

Lets go shark boxing in the ocean!

Betcha I could dodge a bullet.

I wonder what this red button does...

Dude... beer has like 5% alcohol right? so if we drink something that's 100% alcohol it HAS to be awsome right??!!

I'll be back.

Told yeah so.

Where's my virgins? hey what's that? OH GOD THE NERDS OH GOD HELP NOT IN THE BUTT NOT IN THE BUTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

I found the cake it's at 827-*Dies*

What's this thing do?

Betcha I can surf on top of a train.



All I can think of for now.
 

Macgyvercas

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TheGreenManalishi said:
"Watch this!"
What's sad is that's probably the last phrase I'll say. That's why Mom said that anything attempted after speaking the phrase "Watch this" must be done in the presence of a paramedic or a first aid kit.

EDIT: Another good one would be this: "The cake...is a...lie" (death rattle). My family doesn't play games, so they wouldn't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
 

frank220

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"It's game time..." and then detonate an explosive taped on my person whilst surrounded by hordes of enemies.
 

obex

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Dude this brand of vodka is 100% proof its called ethanol were gonna be drunk tonight.

GBlair88 said:
Gespatcho soup!
Well im sorry i did not have time to bash out a speech in iambic pentameter i was hit in the face by an atomic explosion
 

red_dawn_97

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either saying pocket to lead them to reach into my pockets and find clues to one huge conspiracy theory or ' damned ninjas stole my wallet!'
 

Zildjin81

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Contun said:
A tout le monde,
A tout mes amis,
Je vous aime,
Je dous partir,
These are the last words,
I'll ever speak,
An they'll set me free....
Is that supposed to be the translation? Whoever gave it to you was just a little off.