"I would like to have seen... Hannah Montana."
(Cookie if you get the reference)
"Does this look infected?"
"KHAAAAAAAAAN!"
"Somebody farted."
"No man, 'best before' dates are just a suggestion."
"Quick! Look behind you!"
"I suppose I could have just one more beer"
"Nah, its just heartburn."
"Pufferfish? Nope, never tried it."
(Walking into any biker bar) "FAGS!"
"Don't worry, I've seen lots of movies and you always cut the RED wi-"
"You gonna eat that?"
"Trust me, this'll work."
"What does 'TNT' stand for?"
"I buried Paul."
(Super obscure, 2 cookie reference)
"Hey Mike! Mike Tyson! YOU'RE A FUCKING PUS-"
"Seriously, what is that smell?"