What do you want your last words to be?

[ShotgunSmoke]

Go ahead, I don't have all day.

 

[Bloodeye]

Death is only the beginning. *evil grin as she dies*

Either that or 'This was my best top dammit!'

Cookies for anyone who can get both those references. =]

I think someone already got number 1 but number 2 is by Ace Rimmer (Red Dwarf).

Personally I'd go the Gazpacho soup line or something equally random.

Well done. Here is your half of the cookie =]

Spoiler

Chokes on cookie.....'I guess thats the way the cookie crumbles'....dies happy.

 

[DragonChi]

@BiscuitsJoe
yes, i am a dude. and it was only a joke for the very reason why u were questioning it. cause you NEVER hear a guy say that. that's the joke. it wasn't meant to be taken seriously, i would never do that IRL. so just chill.

 

[Asciotes]

A rick roll.

Me:"I think I'm dying"
other person: *sobs* no don't die..
Me:"I see the l....♪never gonna give you up...♪

 

[SmartIdiot]

"I... told you I could drink... 10 bottles of Sambuca on my own..."

 

[obliterate]

This life was difficult...I am sure glad I lived till this moment

 

[Rednog]

Avenge Me!!!
Would be even more hilarious if I died of natural causes.

 

[Queen Michael]

"FUTARI DE NIGEBASHO SAGASHITE!"

Alternately:

"Take that, Dr Doom!"

No, this: "Fy sjutton, nu ska jag dö, det här suger."

 

[Uncompetative]

Not these.

 

[Question Spark]

i cant believe no one would say this,
"at least i have chicken"

 

[forestwalker]

people you are free

 

[Squid1361]

Hey y'all, watch this...

Here, hold my beer...

 

[Foolish Mortal]

The awesomeness of the last words depends on the context of the death.
Saying most of these things while lying on your deathbed, riddled with swine flu, would probably be more depressing than awesome.
Yelling these at the top of your lungs while a T-Rex falls from the sky on fire right on top of you would be the best thing ever.

I'm getting off topic. The only last words I want to utter are:
'OH WHAT THE SHI-'
while three tons of flaming prehistoric lizard hits me on the head.

 

[forestwalker]

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[curty129]

"Y...You're pregnant?"

 

[T5seconds]

These are some famous last words that I know:

"Mmm, the road to the left looks safer"
"What could possibly go wrong"
"I suppose it could work"

Your forgeting the BEST one

"They couldnt hit an Elephant from here" *gets shot in the face*

 

[The_ModeRazor]

"I can haz respawnz?"

 

[MarcusD357]

'Hey, has anyone seen the 10-67 bus to Warwick?'

[Cue being hit by the 10-67 bus to Warwick]

or something less lame...

 

[Gadget]

A couple more:

"What does *this* button do?"

"It's not that high. I can just jump down"

and my favorite:

"Take it off!"