What do you want your last words to be?

[Gunner 51]

"If I die, can you do me a favour? Blow up the hospital!" - Homer Simpson

 

[vamp rocks]

see if i was religious.. i would say...

if god is real let me be struck down in 3... 2... 1... *die*

but i'm not... and that would cause contravercy.... lol

so will stick with

SOMEONE HAS POISONED ME!! IM GONNA DIE!! IT WAS.... *die of natural causes*
that would leave em guessin...

 

[w-Jinksy]

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

I plan on committing suicide by cop.

Damn fine choice my man damn fine.

when i die ill probably shout it was the cat in the parlour with the bannanarama tape

 

[ExistentialCrisis]

Unless someone's already said it:

"End quote."

 

[HentMas]

my only regret is that i only have one life to waste on video games!

helss yeah

 

[Finebrew]

Time to tap another keg!!!

 

[Soxafloppin]

probley 'CALLLAABUNNNNGGAAAA!!'

 

[konkwastaken]

WHY OH WHY DIDNT YOU BRING THE JAM!!!

My best friends would probably get it, by get it i mean realise it means nothing and laugh as everyone else tries to find out what the hell it meant.

 

[M2VASH]

it's time to die and chew bubble gum....and i'm all out of gum *pops a grenade*

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

"While we live death is not here and when death comes we are not here anymore. Do not fear death my friends."
...In latin.

Or "Did I leave the oven on?"

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

"Give my corpse a sponge bath. I left my filthy lucre to that little urchin boy by the way."

 

[Crayzor]

"I told you I was ill"

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I dunno the exact words, but probably something thought-provoking, sentimental, yet cheery. *is tapped on the shoulder* Wait...what do you mean "comical"? <.< alright...damn I had something, but it slipped. Oh well, in any case, if it was a zombie apocalypse I'd probably light a stick of dynamite and hold it while in a cluster of zombies and go "Who the hell do you think I am?!"

 

[Saylek]

hmm id say... ILL BE BACK
or erm
the family fortune its...its buried under the tree in ...URHGegughgehg...flat line

 

[Undercover]

The most evil last words award goes to:

I just want you to know, i blame you the most

This one made me laugh so hard I think I peed a little bit:

"I ate the last bagel bite."

Aaaand the coolest last words award goes to:

"It's been a good ride man, guess this is my stop"

I know I've heard that one before but it doesn't take away from the cool...

Too many more good ones to quote, plus you've already read 'em.

I thought it was funny!

Evil = funny.

 

[Undercover]

"Take it off!"

Or how about "Show us your tits!"

(I knew a guy that did that once. ONCE.)

 

[Heartbeat]

Princess Zelda is your ....

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Well this sucks.