What do you want your last words to be?

[Latinidiot]

So long... and thanks for all the fish.

so long so long so long so long so long

OT: Such a shame....you never knew.....

 

[Ranooth]

"..............................o fuck"

 

[hazabaza1]

I hid... the... money in the...
Good times. Messing with my family.

 

[Sewblon]

"The cure for cancer is... Dear God! My cock fell off teaching your wife, sister and daughter how to have a four-way!"

 

[tbins]

it's from Postal, the video game. it was the Postal Dude's line when he commits suicide (in postal 1, via blowing his brains out or in Postal 2 via grenade)

 

[tbins]

The "I regret nothing" line... forgot to quote it...

Mine would be "FAIL"

 

[Alsopitus]

I was... mr blobby. die

or

(looking up) the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano

 

[Larkin109]

Sorry if this is a duplicate post, i didn't read all the way through...

"When you die, you lose control of your bowels and my diet recently wasn't too clever, the smell alone will bring at least some of you with me..."

Obviously, not a last BREATH comment, but yeah, good words at least

 

[issacization]

"damn i knew that fish smelled funny"

 

[Mrsoupcup]

You can't fire me, I quit. *Shoots self in head*

 

[Raiha]

"i like pie"

 

[Anchupom]

If being excecuted, "See you guys at the after dinner party"
If dieing slowly, "Life's a *****. Mine."
If in battle, "Those snipers couldn't hit a barn door with a banj-" *gets headshotted*

 

[Grigori361]

I would have to say, "hey God, suck it long, suck it hard".

 

[GundamSentinel]

"There is... another... Sky...wal...ker..."

 

[improbable]

"Moose... Indian."

 

[Sparrow]

With all my family around me, I'd state the obvious.

"I... was... Batman."

Then die. Mainly because everyone would be like "Wait, was he kidding or not?"

 

[Sephiwind]

God please stop tea bagging me......*dies*

*With friends gathered around me.*

I just spoke to the good lord and he said he can get me out of this... but as for the rest of you your fucked..... *dies* *Referance*

I shall live forever or die trying... *dies*

Control....Alt.....Delete... *dies*


Me: Yes God?
Friends: Oh no... it must be time... he thinks he is talking to god.
Me: Really God? You must be kidding. Hey everyone... the correct religion is infact.... *Dies*


And finally...

On my tomb stone in small letters I would like it to say the following.

"If you can read this message would you kindly stop standing on my face?"

or

"If you can read this message I can see up your skirt."

 

[That One Six]

Best...Death...EVER!

Cookie for reference.

That or "I told you I was ill"

Comic Book Guy - Simpsons.

Chocolate chip for you.

Only a chocolate chip? It was the Halloween episode where he got the kids got superpowers. He died when covered in some sort of chemical, and he posed like a Star-Trek person, I think. Better?

 

[Valiance]

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